Alchemy 2016 for Android
As a long time consumer, I appreciate this app and it's usefulness. 10/10.
I installed this app while hunting buried treasure in Siberia. Not only did it build its own 4g network but also found King Tut's secret Mongolian stash and boxed it for me! Now if only I could get the "pay my bills" feature to work.
I wanted to install it for my 4 year old, but I'm super concerned about the 10+ rating. I mean, he can't read yet, so I guess the map is the only thing he needs. Well, it's DEFINATLY better than eating 15 pounds of sugar free gummy bears, I'll tell you that!
As a potential customer, I have yet to experience this app, but I expect it to meet and conform to all of my needs. If I don't like it, I expect a full refund.
Events list is empty (but it loaded yesterday!) Map needs labels.
This app changed my life and made me a better human being. I can honestly say this is the Joe Biden of mobile apps.
Think of all the practical activities
This is the best app ever made. It will save countless lives
This app is Euphoric. Cured my existential angst.
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I asked for an app expecting some wings or cheese sticks or something and instead I got some newfangled computer phone thing with this app installed. This isn't even edible. I'm going to leave a terrible Yelp review.