Morphine Pilgrims Calculator

Make what our politicians have been promising us for years a reality today: distributive equality!!! The Morphine Pilgrims beer calculator shows you exactly how many beers each party guest deserves. We have spared no costs, hired the best programmers and maximized ease of operation to ensure that our app can be operated in virtually every state (of mind), be it day or night. Just enter the number of beers available & click on "Calculate" - and refill the fridge just in case.