Wife Remote

"Control your wife"
Not getting the love you deserve?
Not getting fed properly?
Thirsty?

Now you can get action at the click of a button.
Get a beer, get fed, turn down the volume and stop the chatter.

Some editions may not work properly.
Let us be clear, this product is perfect in every way and if the remote unit will not properly sync or respond, the problem DOES lie in the remote unit and not our product.
If you are repeatedly having errors, our first advice is to downgrade from Wife 1.0 (or any subsequent patch updates) to Girlfriend 4.2 (or the version you found to have the best output)
(* DISCLAIMER: Downgrading from Wife 1.0 to Girlfriend 4.2 may invoke the Alimony 1.1 virus. In most cases, this virus cannot be removed)

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This is purely a little bit of fun.
Pretend to record your wife when she is talking and say "Look, this is what you sound like". Hit the 'Play' button and out comes "blah blah---blah blah blah".

Proving that women cannot make sense to men, is the 'Be Logical' button. Hit it and an error pops up "FAILURE: The remote object does not respond to this command".
Enjoy.