Mchongoano (Kenyan Jokes)

Mchongoano is a Kenyan Jokes App, custom built with a lot of Love and Laugh, in the Kenyan City of Nairobi. This app is your favorite comedian's Bible, they refer to it before they come to make you smile. Grab the opportunity today and pick up one liners from this app to crack up your buddies.

This Kenyan Jokes app has thousands of jokes, and its updated daily! And best of all, it comes for FREE!!!! The jokes include classics and you used to hear back in early 90s to the new and sophisticated ones that are cracked daily on social media sites.

The jokes are handpicked and sieved from all corners of the Republic of Kenya, and we only handle the best. If it doesn't make an appearance on this App, then its probably NOT FUNNY!

Just to wet your appetite, here are a few samples:-

Mwanamke ni kuBEAT, Kuiva achia maembe
Mwanamke ni kutoboa shimo, moja kwa maskio, shimo mingi wachia kichungi
Mwanamke ni CLASS, down-to-earth achia vumbi
Mwanamke ni kuitwa mama watoto, honey achia nyuki
Maskio yako kubwa ukiingia hoteli chai inapoa
Mathako mnono akikalia kobole Moi hutoa makamasi*
Asubuhi Asubuhi Patco na mapera
Mwanaume ni BEER, spirits wachia waganga
Ujinga Ni kufungia mshuto kwa choo
Ujinga Ni kufungua duka ya tatoo southern sudan
Ujinga Ni ku wave goodbye ukisha bonga na msee kwa phone

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