Laconia.Shuffle

Full automatic trim excess silence in your video and then applying different fun effects.

If your video has a clear pause between words the result will be more acceptable.

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"A laconic phrase is a concise or terse statement, named after Laconia, the region of Greece including the city of Sparta. Similarly, a laconism is a figure of speech in which someone uses very few words to express an idea, in keeping with the Spartan reputation for verbal austerity."
Wikipedia