Fart Simulator for Android
It doesn't work
I love it!!
I never had names for all my farts until now. I also don't have to wait to fart to hear them. I can now add sound effects to those silent but deadly farts so people know it was me. Life made easier!!!
The fart sounds that have been emitted from my handheld device are truly devine sounds. They must have been sent down from heaven above. Bless the creator of this glorious application. Bless him. May he have many wives and goats and a bountiful harvest!
I can't believe it's not real farts! You can almost smell 'em!
Good selection of sound effects. They sound real. The kids and I laughed for hours.
I wish I was dead because I like this app too much.
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Wtf it does the doest work thing