Mr Methane Fart App
$1.29About Mr Methane Fart App
The only Official Fart App from Mr Methane - The World's Only Performing Flatulist / Professional Fart Artist.
Star of La France A Un Incroyable Talent, Britain's Got Talent and Das Supertalent.
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App Features...
ANTHEMS - National Anthems as you've never heard them before, recorded by Mr Methane and his bottom! Countries featured: Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, The Netherlands, Sweden, United Kingdom (UK) and United States of America (USA).
- Australian National Anthem: Advance Australia Fair
- Canadian National Anthem: O Canada
- French National Anthem: La Marseillaise
- German National Anthem: Das Deutschlandlied
- Italian National Anthem: Il Canto degli Italiani
- Japanese National Anthem: Kimigayo
- Dutch National Anthem: Het Wilhelmus
- Swedish National Anthem: Du gamla, Du fria
- British National Anthem: God Save The Queen
- American National Anthem: The Star-Spangled Banner
FART BOX - 21 Genuine Studio Recorded Farts / Noises, with comedy names, to amuse your friends and family!
Trump Names in the Fart Box: Humdinger, Panty Pong, Sniffer Dog, Bum Bomb, Ball Browner, Dry Dumper, Cruncher, Ring Master, Skid Maker, Fat One, Wet One, Really Wet, Rasp, Ripper, Spray, Blast Off, Full Stop, Squeaker, The Infant, School Boy, The Lover.
REMOTE FARTING - Choose a Fart, set a delay, sit back, locate your phone near your chosen victim, then laugh as the app bursts back into life with a Methane Blast - You Know When You've Been Methaned!
GUFF GALLERY - A selection of photographs from the King of Farts' colorful comedy career
SHARE - Share the app on Twitter with your friends and followers!
So what is there to know about Mr Methane, Fartman? Here are some famous celebrity quotes:
"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star"..
Howard Stern.
"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away"..
Kelsey Grammer.
"You are a Disgusting Creature!"..
Simon Cowell.
"No one else can follow Mr Methane"..
Bobcat Goldthwait.
"A pumping prodigy"..
Mark Radcliffe.
"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him"..
Chris Tarrant.
"The Emperor of anal emissions"..
Sacha Baron Cohen.
Star of La France A Un Incroyable Talent, Britain's Got Talent and Das Supertalent.
Enjoy 100% Genuine Colon Coughs, Studio Recorded for your entertainment!
App Features...
ANTHEMS - National Anthems as you've never heard them before, recorded by Mr Methane and his bottom! Countries featured: Australia, Canada, France, Germany, Italy, Japan, The Netherlands, Sweden, United Kingdom (UK) and United States of America (USA).
- Australian National Anthem: Advance Australia Fair
- Canadian National Anthem: O Canada
- French National Anthem: La Marseillaise
- German National Anthem: Das Deutschlandlied
- Italian National Anthem: Il Canto degli Italiani
- Japanese National Anthem: Kimigayo
- Dutch National Anthem: Het Wilhelmus
- Swedish National Anthem: Du gamla, Du fria
- British National Anthem: God Save The Queen
- American National Anthem: The Star-Spangled Banner
FART BOX - 21 Genuine Studio Recorded Farts / Noises, with comedy names, to amuse your friends and family!
Trump Names in the Fart Box: Humdinger, Panty Pong, Sniffer Dog, Bum Bomb, Ball Browner, Dry Dumper, Cruncher, Ring Master, Skid Maker, Fat One, Wet One, Really Wet, Rasp, Ripper, Spray, Blast Off, Full Stop, Squeaker, The Infant, School Boy, The Lover.
REMOTE FARTING - Choose a Fart, set a delay, sit back, locate your phone near your chosen victim, then laugh as the app bursts back into life with a Methane Blast - You Know When You've Been Methaned!
GUFF GALLERY - A selection of photographs from the King of Farts' colorful comedy career
SHARE - Share the app on Twitter with your friends and followers!
So what is there to know about Mr Methane, Fartman? Here are some famous celebrity quotes:
"Mr. Methane you are a true Genius. A huge star"..
Howard Stern.
"Farting is the first thing we laugh at in life and probably the only thing we can always laugh at. Mr Methane will blow you away"..
Kelsey Grammer.
"You are a Disgusting Creature!"..
Simon Cowell.
"No one else can follow Mr Methane"..
Bobcat Goldthwait.
"A pumping prodigy"..
Mark Radcliffe.
"I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a lift with him"..
Chris Tarrant.
"The Emperor of anal emissions"..
Sacha Baron Cohen.
All Application Badges
Paid
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Android
2.3.3+
2.3.3+
Android app
App History & Updates
What's Changed
v1.1.1
Minor changes
v1.1
- The Intro will only play on the first load now, so you can quickly load the app and go into 'Fart Remote' mode.
- In Addition, the Transition Fart will not play when you sneak into the Remote screen.
- To replay the Intro, click on Mr Methane, from the Home Screen.
- Feedback Mechanism added.
v1.1.1
Minor changes
v1.1
- The Intro will only play on the first load now, so you can quickly load the app and go into 'Fart Remote' mode.
- In Addition, the Transition Fart will not play when you sneak into the Remote screen.
- To replay the Intro, click on Mr Methane, from the Home Screen.
- Feedback Mechanism added.
Version update Mr Methane Fart App was updated to version 1.1.1
Price update Price changed from $0.99 to $1.29.
Version update Mr Methane Fart App was updated to version 1.1
More downloads Mr Methane Fart App reached 100 - 500 downloads
What are users saying about Mr Methane Fart App
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Pull my finger, lol
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The app is flawed because there is no way to toggle off the very long intro, which then ruins the stealth element.
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Stink bombed my girlfriend. We laughed. Then I got a refund.
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If you have a school boy sense of humour like me then this is for you too. If you have a delicate and sophisticated SOH then perhaps you shouldn't be here at all...
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The app is flawed because there is no way to toggle off the very long intro, which then ruins the stealth element.
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It was funny and cool it was really gross
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Now whenever I need to make myself known and I haven't had the proper amount of beans for the day, I can pull out this app and let it rip with the boys. I'll never feel out of place again!
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This is a gas. Love the variety of bottom burps. Plus hearing the Australian national anthem farted filled me with pride and brought a tear to my eye.
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If you want Genuine Rectum Rasps, get them here, from the Loud and Sour Botty Breath master. No need to dig a trench to avoid the stench tho.
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So FARTALICIOUS
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I love this new fart app lots and lots.
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It was funny and cool it was really gross