Ask the Ass - Farting Oracle

Indecisive? Have a question? Trying to decide if you should do something, buy something, go somewhere? Have an important decision to make?

Fear not, The Ass is here! The first farting oracle that will accurately (probably not) predict your future and give you an answer to that stinking question with a rotten answer.

Should I go to work today? Fart! There's your answer.
Should I buy that new car? Fart! There's your answer.

Throw out the magic 8 ball and use Ask the Ass - Farting Oracle instead!

...why not, it's free... and farts are funny!

Now with Silent But Deadly mode!

Enjoy!!!

***Crude humor and farts inside. If that is offensive to you please don't download.