Excuse Shuffler

How many times have you been late for a meeting?
Oh my god, I lost my school bus. What am I gonna do?
Hey "John" wanna go watch the new Adam Sandler movie?

(Studies prove that the average person will be asked by a so called "friend" to watch an Adam Sandler movie around 14 times a week) *

These situations happen to everyone several times a day and we are left powerless to do anything about it. We can only be sick every now and again or we can't be excusing our tardiness by saying we were rescuing orphan pupies every single time.

Well those problems are in THE PAST!!!!!!!

With the awesome Excuse Shuffler you will have the power to create a new completely random excuse every time and save yourself some embarassament. Call now and get the second one free**.

Our users can SUBMIT their own excuses and VOTE on their favorites. The best ones will be added to the pool of randomness adding even more great excuses that may very well save your life one of theses days***.

Our extensive team of testers have successfully used Excuse Shuffler to escape embarassing, awkward or plain annoying situations with 99.9% effectiveness.****

So what are you waiting for Download now and start SHUFFLING.


Disclaimer:
*Not a real study
**You can't really call anyone because of this, but the second one is indeed free... and the first one... and the third... and all of them
***Very very unlikely, but who knows
****Results may vary with usage and that statistic, like pretty much all you've read here, was made up