The Wise Holy Potato (AdsFree)

Do you need advice? BAM! The Wise Holy Potato is here.
Do you need a sensei? BAM! The Wise Holy Potato is still here.
Are you hungry? Go eat a sandwich.

With the floating heart of a potato, and the brain of a fortune cookie,
The Wise Holy Potato knows more that 600 sentences!
Let it guide you in the path of your long life...

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