Pop2It!

Do you like to respond to your friends on social media with heartfelt and well-thought-out commentary? No? Neither do I. I would rather just throw out a movie quote and move on. Someone took too many people fishing? "You're gonna need a bigger boat" (Jaws). Your friend posts a picture of a beautiful full moon? "That's no moon, it's a space station." (Star Wars). Truly, there is a relevant pop culture quote for every occasion.


But after a while, even that becomes work. Spending all that effort remembering movies you saw days or even weeks ago can be exhausting. Pop2It feels your pain and his here to make your life easier. Using the Pop2It app, you simply click on the post that your friend left and you will get a list of relevant quotes to choose from. Click again to select the proper video to attach to it (or just while away the day watching the different videos like we did when we were writing this app) and your work is done: you have responded, you have shown up to the party, you have demonstrated proof of life.


Even in the rare case that you actually want to spit out a status instead of just responding to your friends, Pop2It has got you covered. Just peck out a few search terms and find the perfect quote, then click and fire it off into the ether. People who thought you were really, really, really stupid before will now just think you are really stupid. It's that good.


FAQ:

Q: Who would use this app?
A: Really lazy people. The fact that you have scrolled down to read this shows a level of energy much higher most of our users. But you should download it anyway.

Q: No, really. Who uses this?
A: Heads of state, diplomats, captains of industry, secret agents, and rodeo clowns. And anyone who wants to interact with other people without really trying too hard.

Q: Can I use it to send quotes to my aging mother, who only has an old feature phone and can barely even text?
A: Once you find a quote, you can send it along via any standard Android method using the share button. So you can text it to your mom. She will totally get it because she is secretly a huge John Cusack fan and has seen Better Off Dead like a thousand times.

Q: How much does it cost?
A: Are you kidding? You'd be willing to pay for this? Most people would laugh in our faces if we asked for money in exchange for this app, so we aren't going to do it. But on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.

Q: Do you have quotes from <insert the name of some totally lame movie here>?
A: Probably not, because that movie sucked. But if you want to suggest some quotes, there is an option to do that within the app.


So download it today. Then download it again tomorrow. Then tell your friends about it. Or just start using it because it will make you about a thousand times cooler than you currently are, and who doesn't need that?