Potato Noise

Potato

Before this app, I thought potatoes were just useless vegetables, but now, I realize that potatoes have much more to them than they seem. I now know that potatoes are sentient beings from other planets trying to colonize on earth. As I'm typing, the potatoes are trying to reproduce and evolve into stronger beings. If you ever see a potato, exercise caution, as they are extremely aggressive and will use you for consumption.

Until this point in my life I never suspected Patatos to have so much depth to them.. Just WOW.. THIS GAME.. BLEW MY MIND

I cant play it because every time i open app it says "unfortunately this game has stopped"(i have galaxy s4) im rating 5 stars because im sure it was a great game,and i want to support u and the game :D

I would really like to rate this better since everyone says it's amazing, but it won't open on my phone. It says the app won't respond. Does it require something I don't have? Help!

Potato

Very odd kinda annoying !

Woohoo. Awesome

By understanding the potato I have realized I am evolving into a higher form. Thank you.

Plz add more stuff

Potato

#Potatoes

I think this is awful.

I don't believe that this amazingness exists. I bow before you oh dear Juan

I cannot believe I did not have this application on my One before today. This application has literally changed my entire life. I can now move my legs again. Thank you kind developer, you are a genuine hero.

Sometimes you just need a simple app to make you laugh and brighten up your day. What I really like about Potato Noise is that it's fun to share and make your friends laugh too. Check it out.

My life is now complete

I would really like to rate this better since everyone says it's amazing, but it won't open on my phone. It says the app won't respond. Does it require something I don't have? Help!

This is like the bestest app ever!! :D [ninja]Though I cant stop eating potatoes, sorry. :P[/ninja] Plus the Easter egg is awesome. :3

I really could not make out the message you want to convey with just two sounds

I was having delicious mixed potato salad this morning and then I saw this. It changed my perspective on potatoes. Now I know potatoes deserve much more respect no matter how awkward they become.

Woohoo. Awesome

BEST APP EVA'

Potato Pachanga!

After installing the app ,my prospective of life changed. I realised that potatoes are also among endangered species (only 1 in 5lakh OP forum member) and thus mustn't be eaten. Thanks Juan for awakening me. ;) :P

This app is the BEST app in the Play Store! This has literally changed my life! Before, I was just a boy, but now, I'm A MAN. I can't even believe such an incredible app exists! You need to buy an Android phone, specifically one from OnePlus, to really enjoy this phone and feel the incredible life-changing effects!

The creator of this app has to be a potato! If not, then I'm wondering how he was able to recreate being a potato in such a pure way.

Simply amazing. Shows the true wildlife of a potato, and an occasional broccoli. ABSOLUTE MUST-HAVE!

The app creator has captured the essence of what it's like being a potato. Truly speechless.

The best app ever :p

yay :3

Simply brilliant!

This app is mind boggling. The moment I opened it, I was determined to submit a rating. I opened the play store. I browsed and found the app, but to my horror, there were only 5 stars to rate the app. After multiple failures, I summoned the power of the mighty potato and managed to break the play store by giving Juan Potato's app a whopping six star rating. Thank you Juan, for saving us by giving us this mighty application. P.S: you can see the sixth star only on the 31st of April,&by summoning Lord Potato.

Very odd kinda annoying !