Pooper $cooper for Android
I got you fam. There is an app for that now...
What we have here is an application that makes it easy to see how much you have earned while pooping on the job. All you got to do is just enter your yearly salary or monthly/weekly/hourly wage, hit the "Poop" button and begin pooping.
You are then given a visual presentation of all the money you have earned while taking a dump WITH PER SECOND ACCURACY!!!!!
Once you are done, you can then upload your total earned to a leader-board and compete with poopers world wide.