Snap Shut
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About Snap Shut
Are you a cool, hip, neat, swell modern person and or intelligent animal and want to partake in all of the fun of having and using cutting edge high-tech super advanced camera technology but can't get past all of the risks and drawbacks?
-Afraid of that pesky NSA getting into your vacation pics again?
-Worried that your most private and intimate sandwich pictures might get into the wrong hands?
-Want to invoke your rigid fatalistic philosophical belief system onto small children or feeble minded peers through strong examples displaying how regardless of what actions they may take nothing will change the outcomes of their sad parasitic lives?
-Or maybe you just hate it when you see puppies cry? :'-(
All incredibly valid reasons to use Snap Shut!!!1! Snap Shut allows you to use the cutting edge high-tech super advanced camera technology available in todays modern smartypants telephones while eliminating all of the issues of bad pictures, privacy, and even storage space!
That's right! Never have to worry about not having enough disk space for your pictures ever again!
How does it work?
Well when the astronauts were getting ready to saddle up their rockety ships and blast off into dark land they had a couple concerns so they asked their scientist boss
Astronaughtz- "Boss where are we going to keep all of these pictures we take in the outerspace?"
Scientizt Boos - "Don't take pictures, I am sure everyone will just take our word for it that you went to the moon!"
Astronugget - "Okay bosss we just won't take any pictures!"
And that is the exact same space age technology that is within Snap Shut's advanced unpatented algorithm. Download today and your two closest non-blood relatives will also get a free copy!
-Afraid of that pesky NSA getting into your vacation pics again?
-Worried that your most private and intimate sandwich pictures might get into the wrong hands?
-Want to invoke your rigid fatalistic philosophical belief system onto small children or feeble minded peers through strong examples displaying how regardless of what actions they may take nothing will change the outcomes of their sad parasitic lives?
-Or maybe you just hate it when you see puppies cry? :'-(
All incredibly valid reasons to use Snap Shut!!!1! Snap Shut allows you to use the cutting edge high-tech super advanced camera technology available in todays modern smartypants telephones while eliminating all of the issues of bad pictures, privacy, and even storage space!
That's right! Never have to worry about not having enough disk space for your pictures ever again!
How does it work?
Well when the astronauts were getting ready to saddle up their rockety ships and blast off into dark land they had a couple concerns so they asked their scientist boss
Astronaughtz- "Boss where are we going to keep all of these pictures we take in the outerspace?"
Scientizt Boos - "Don't take pictures, I am sure everyone will just take our word for it that you went to the moon!"
Astronugget - "Okay bosss we just won't take any pictures!"
And that is the exact same space age technology that is within Snap Shut's advanced unpatented algorithm. Download today and your two closest non-blood relatives will also get a free copy!
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What's Changed
Super megahackers have discovered a very rare exploit within the deep and complex caverns which made up the literal red meat of Snap Shut. Now before you, my loyal and devoted users, panic and waste your precious road flares sending out distress signals let me ease your worries by saying all pictures remained safely unsaved.
I have consulted nonprofessionals and have been informed that forcibly preventing the app from rotating was totally the right and proper way to fix this terrible exploit.
Super megahackers have discovered a very rare exploit within the deep and complex caverns which made up the literal red meat of Snap Shut. Now before you, my loyal and devoted users, panic and waste your precious road flares sending out distress signals let me ease your worries by saying all pictures remained safely unsaved.
I have consulted nonprofessionals and have been informed that forcibly preventing the app from rotating was totally the right and proper way to fix this terrible exploit.
More downloads Snap Shut reached 500 - 1 000 downloads
More downloads Snap Shut reached 100 - 500 downloads
What are users saying about Snap Shut
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Very good use of my time
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#apptastic
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This is the future of computation
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Wow.
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After downloading Snapshut, my wildest dreams have come true. My one true love, Belinda, declared her love for me and we got married. My birdseed shirt business suddenly started booming with millions of orders placed in a single hour. Now I am married to my dream wife, a multi-billionaire, and I am inexplicably good at playing the accordian. Thanks, Snapshut!
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#apptastic
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I was originally looking for this "snapchat" that the yung'uns are talking about nowadays. But since I've found snapshut I feel so hip and cool, I've never felt so ahead of the curve (-->☆
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Truly the best camera-taking picture-successfully-not-saving app of the past 30minutes/millenium
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My phone runs fasters and even looks cooler!
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Because of Snap Shut, my phone is more secure, smart, and happy than it has ever been before. Never again will I have to wonder how to balance a checkbook or even the best way to cook pasta and ragu. Thanks, Snap Shut!
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After I used this app I noticed a marked increase in my confidence. Probably because my phone was worth about 3 times as much. It still doesn't send texts about 40% of the time, the music app doesn't work, the screen is cracked, and the headphone jack is broken, but the sheer ability to run this app means people will be clamoring to buy my phone right out of my pocket. I feel like I'll never have to work again now that I have this in my life.
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It didn't do exactly what it promised to not do, just what I not wanted!
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This app won an award at a university hackathon! Stellar execution of such an original idea. Can't wait till to see what this developer has cookin' up next ;)
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Rotate your phone as you use it. If the app doesn't crash, you'll experience an intense nauseating sensation. This app took me for a ride. Certainly a night I'll never forget.
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Has a unique feature that prevents the camera from working if you have screen rotation on. This increases the privacy factor of the application by having the app "shut down" when the motion sensor detects rotation.
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10/10 would recommend
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Tenouttaten app but I wish you wouldn't purport that we ever sent men (or nuggets) to the moon