H*nest Meditation

Best meditation I've found. I listened to this at least weekly on YouTube, more now that I got the app. It's an extended version with more wonderful nuggets of stress relieving phrases delivered in a perfectly soothing voice. Love this so much. Truly does help me deal with the soul eating c*cksuckers in my life. So worth the $1.99. I want more!

I'm not the typical person to do meditation, this is relaxing as it's actually how I feel. I'm a realist.. and sometimes I feel like saying f#ck that... And this nails it and has brought my stress down. Some may say it's a disgrace, well you obviously are hardcore into meditation and this is not for you. I'm a Sailor that works in the Oilfield down South who flys all the time. Let me tell you that this app gets a lot of use.

I've been listening and sharing this via youtube for the past year. I almost died the first time I heard it!!! It's so dead on, it couldn't get anymore perfect. I was so excited when I found out there was an app. I listen to it everyday.

The first app I am paying actual money for and it is absolutely worth it. I am not into meditation in general, but this app works perfectly for me. I have used it every day for a few days now, depending on how much time I feel like spending on it. But I don't think it is for everyone for sure.

It took a few listens to not laugh everytime a zinger flew out, but now it's relaxing and helps during those moments when I need to be reminded to breathe out the bullsh*t.

I got this because I have a dark sense of humor, but I found myself using this while stretching at the end of my workouts. It is very calming.

I downloaded this because of the options of minutes to listen to. After listening to it for the first time, I figured what they meant by salty words. I like to listen to this because of my meditation help and also because my wife had a salty mouth before she died.

Seriously so good!! Made me snicker a lot the first few times, but it seriously helps disconnect and meditate!!

After paying to download the recordings, the first one cuts off several seconds before the end! What a rip-off: it's free to listen to it on YouTube.

I actually derive great joy and calm from listening to these "honest" meditations. After the initial belly laughs, I do use this app now for my daily mindfulness and relaxation.

Absolutely fantastic. I use this regularly to keep from exploding at the dumdums around me.

This is awesome. Best app I have ever purchased. You have made my life ......simply better.

I never buy anything from play stores. Ever. But this....is a work of art and genuinely made me feel better! Bring on the album, I say...

I have used this app consistently for 2 weeks and I use it for my cleansing meditations. It's amazing how much I get out of his style!

The best and most honest meditation app out there. A must for everyone who's serious about cleansing his soul from the BS of the surrounding world in the process of meditation.

Beautifully profane and profound. Pared down any pretence to bare reality. Breathe in peace.

I have tried meditation before but never can relax. This actually works! Absolutely amazing and absolutely honest reality!

It's great to be calm and amused at the same time. Thank you for making this.

This app is sheer, obscene perfection.

It's funny but life does suck at times. This makes it so easy.

Really helpful post 20 Jan 2017

A great blend of hippy and realism! Just awesome.

Only app i have ever bought and was worth it☺

Meditation for the rest of us So happy this finally came to android

Great. Thanks

It's fun and it works if you work with it.

Best meditation app ever

Yes.

Super-Great!

I was a huge fan of the YouTube video I first saw this on. I loved it as a joke, but it legitimately is calming. I've been unsuccessful at many types of meditation, so having one that actually works for me (that is made to make me laugh at it) is gold. Love the different lengths of time to choose from, too. (I admittedly was doing the YouTube video on a loop, ha.) Well worth the $1.99.

I was afraid this app would just loop the infamous YouTube video's audio but I took a chance and bought it. It's Not just a loop. It is a full 15 minute audio, on down to 2 minutes, with wonderful content. This is definitely the best 2 bucks I've spent.

Worth every penny (to me). I get why people b*tch about the price if it's for amusement only, but the original meditation changed my entire approach to meditating so I think it's worth it.

I got it as a joke. Joke on me, it actually a great app. Really calming.

Lighthearted cursing mixed with meditation is just what I need on a daily basis! With the added plus of picking the length to fit it in where you need it. In your car on break or in the bath after a long day. I love this. So glad someone had the brains to create it, and a version for Android too!

This app is probably valued at 1.96, but is definitely worth every bit of those extra three cents. Truly a great meditation!

First couple of times I couldn't stop giggling. What am I, 12? Yeesh. After that though, it's actually fun and relaxing.

Best f***ing app to relax...

Did the 15 min in this app after trying the 2 min one that's on YouTube and it's even better. It's by far the best meditation I've ever done. Get this.

I f****** love this!

Might be the best 1.99 I've ever spent xD