Is this app worth 99 cents?

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Have you ever wondered whether an app is worth it or not? Had trouble making a decisive decision in your life? Or do you have $1.11 left over from a gift card that you have no clue how to spend?

Well, you've stopped at the right app. Finally, the answer to whether or not an app is worth it or not. Show your friends! Your pets! Your senile 3rd Great Uncle-in-Law twice and a half removed on your son's side! Font within the app is extremely large, not requiring you to use reading glasses, thus saving you more money than you spent on it! You can also use it as many times as you want, both to remind you of what a golden dollar looks like, and to remember whether or not this app is worth it!

This is entirely for fun, and this app does nothing useful beyond displaying whether or not it is valuable. Please do not purchase for any other use. Unless you just bought an android phone and switched over from Apple (hurray!) and want to come running into your house like a fool shouting "Honey! Honey! Look at this phone! And LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL APP! I am SO glad I made the switch!". Then it is entirely worth it.

Or it could save your life. Think about it. If the Hezbollah break into your local Mom and Pop Gas station and you happen to be there and taken hostage, the leader could happen to be a philosopher. You could offer up your phone with this app upon it. "Is this app truly worth it, or is it not? What does worth mean? Is the fact that it makes you question its worth improve its intrinsic quality, thus making it worth it if it were not?". He could be so impressed by your musings that he lets you free, and buys you a 6 back of soda to reward you. Right there, you have visible theoretical returns from this app. Both your life AND more money in goods than you spent.

You could also use it to demonstrate the principles of Schrodinger's cat, and basic quantum mechanics ideas. Is the app worth it or not? Until you open it, you'll never know. The app is simultaneously in a juxtaposition of being worth it and not worth it at the same time. Both states are true until you know. It could confuse a philosophical physicist just as it could inspire a young high school student to greater heights of academia.

Finding out the answer to these questions is not just another daily game of cat and mouse. It's the stepping stone to answers of life's greatest questions.

Special Note: Screenshots have sensitive data removed from them so as not to ruin customer experience.