Crush Caluculator

Choosing a top ten was hard. So hard. It was basically impossible, and so at more than one point I put 50 of my favorites in the random number generator and chose the best ones that way. Seriously, the caliber of your crushes left me laughing, crying, nodding, saying things like "Girl. GIRL." and "Oh, hell no!" The point is, there's some damn fine writing in here, so you should probably read them all and tell me what I got really wrong in the comments.

As for the types of crushes — they ran the gamut. There were plenty of celebrity crushes — but it didn't stop there. We had the boy next door; best friend's cousin; best friend's older brother; coworker; classmate; anime buddy; bookstore lust; all boys Catholic school love; someone who adorably has a crush on everyone; a BLIND ITEM FAMOUS PERSON; and a kid named Delos Cripps. And that's ain't the half of it.