Carrier Services

Best of the best. My hair stopped turning gray, My bowel movements have improved & my outlook on life has really improved! It just keeps getting better and better! Now, my dead pets have come back to life! It's like playing a country & western record backwards! Your wife comes back, your pickup truck runs perfect, you always have beer in the fridge.

I have never enjoyed an update more than when I updated Carrier Services. I used to have trouble doing everyday things like laying in bed or playing tic tac toe but then I updated this app and man has this changed everything. Today I'm going to the 8th hidden wonder if the world and next week I'll be piloting my own space program. Life has never been better. Thank you so much Google Inc.

The first version was amazing and helped turn round my life, but this update is sublime! Now whenever I walk past iPhone users prattling on about Android fragmentation, I can give a little smug smile to myself, because deep down I know that I have Carrier Services and it's been updated. Priceless!

Dear GOD in Heaven... Before carrier services I would wake up in morning and wonder what happened to this world. Companies were selling pills on TV to give you an erection instead of selling beer. A Muslim illegal Immigrant was POTUS. After installing this now we a nice rich man, all the other stuff still sux but carrier services promises to make cell phones great again.

Good but DON'T UPDATE it in INDIA, This update is only ment for Developed nation. I install it in India Moto g5 plus variant and yearpiece starts to melt, I can clearly see Amibas crawling under the display. Also gasoline stars flowing continuously whenever I search middle East on Google.

What is the reality? We as humans make our way to and fro, hither and thither from institution to institution. While the earth turns we engage with the structures and monuments built of others. But as the world exists, as you and I exist, these institution do not. Not in the primal world would they you find. Not made of wood, nor soil or stone, but ideas, values, impositions and the assumption... that we the people are lost without them. But through the dark and confusion shines our beacon of hope that guides us. Is it thine heart that shines so? An alternative to the dead reconning to help us find ourselves in this eternal shadow? Nay, it's Google Carrier Services™.

My life was in darkness and total chaos until I arrived here on this page. I hit the install button and suddenly my life made sense, like I woke up from a nightmare and everything had reason and purpose. After this app I became a lawyer, won the lottery 3 times and became the hero of the resistance. I thank you Google for this opportunity for helping me turn my life around with this amazing app. A beacon in the dark!

This app is simply amazing. Before I downloaded carrier services, my daughter wanted the new iPhone and said she would defect to ISIS if I didn't get her one. Now that she has carrier services installed, she's a happy 6 year old again. Thanks carrier services for fixing my daughter!

This app is some real top notch stuff. It really tickles my pickle. If I were to show this app to someone who doesn't have it I imagine they'd say something along the lines of "well tickle me pink and call me a strawberry, I need this in my dull and miserable life." OWTTE.

I was headed to the library to work on my thesis but just then Carrier Services updated and I realized I suddenly knew everything so I withdrew from college immediately... just then my phone rang and the president of Yale was on the other end offering me a job teaching every single class at the school simultaneously... wow Carrier Services has quite an update

I would give a 5 but I can't find the app icon, and when I open it from the play store nothing happens it just gives me the option to uninstall it... I had a notification to up date, but wouldn't update without Wi-Fi connection but i'm connected to wifi the whole time...

I cannot believe that this amazing app is free. It figuratively makes my mind explode just trying to describe the awesome. A premium version may impregnate the whole internet except for maybe some newer iPhones.

My carrier used to get all its services from the Navy. Now that Google is into this market, things are much better, especially battery life. I hope they soon add free unlimited storage, these E2 AEWs take up so much space!

Screw you All who've made"fun" of this invaluable app. It's the Future, today, especially if you use Android Messages. It saves time, money and headaches. Truly a Good Update.

I too was an unbeliever until I clicked install. All the sudden the rain outside let up and the sun shone through. God himself came down to tell me that life was going to be ok from now on.

My wife got pregnant because of this app... 5 years of trying to have kids, and all I needed was Carrier Services™ to help us out. Don't be like us and go so long without trying it. See for yourself.

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Carrier services saved my marriage! My love performance has been top notch every night ever since I updated Carrier service. It will save all failing marriages!!

The only question that was left unanswered was if the carrier services are African or European. I understand that while both types could grab the coconut shells by their husks to carry them, one species is migratory and the other isn't. I forget which is which.

So glad to receive such generous praise for our new version of Carrier Services. I am humbled and honored. My thanks to the dev team, the corporate folk, Vinnie our bookie, my pedicurist Geoff, and all the little people.

I was a washed up, broken down unemployed alcoholic. Ever since Carrier Services updated, it has literally carried away all of my demons and allowed me to live a healthy, happy life.

Well this has certainly enhanced my carrier services. No longer am I worried about missing out on those little enhancements my carrier has, with this app I'm instantly enhanced too. Keep those updates coming and I'll keep feeling right up to date.

My phone (Moto g4) started having major problems once i installed this update. My service cuts in and out even though other phones on the same network have 4 or 5 bars.

Thought this would be cool. Turns out they park an aircraft carrier in your parking spot. Not cool. Shouldn't this thing be in the Med or the Indian Ocean or something?

This app is incredible!! Fast paced action with a touch of romance makes it something that everyone can enjoy. I particularly love the part where it destroys the Death Star with only one human hand!

I got the CFO promotion at my job 42 seconds later after downloading this app and immediately applying for the 150k position via our company's job portal! Thanks Carrier Services, my life is changing by the second (J Trump just mentioned me in his latest tweet)

This is by far the most useful app I've ever used. Playstore needs to accomodate 2 more stars only for this app. The latest update filled the void spaces in my hollow useless existence.

Better than getting laid by a woman half my age. No joke. I don't know how I got by before this. I think I'll get 72 virgins in the afterlife now.

Carrier Services requires no permissions, yet offers "improved RCS messaging". If it can access your messages without permission, what else is it extracting and/or improving on your device?!!¡¿ #QuestionEverything #TruthIsOutThere #ItIsntParanoiaIfTheyAreReallyAfterYou 5/5 Would update again

Just awful, after installing this update I no longer have the will to continue. I'm giving it 5 stars anyway because​ nothing really matters anymore.

Have absolutely no idea what this added to my Pixel XL on AT&T... Would be too good if Google and AT&T finally offered VoLTE or Advanced Messaging like Samsung offers with the same carrier. Maybe one day.

In April the Tory party had an astonishing lead over the Labour party. I called Jeremy Corbyn to advise him that updating carrier services will erode the Tory lead and possibly get him elected as PM. Clearly he listened, as he is that type of politician, and the lead now is only 3pts. Make June be the end of May.

I never knew how great my phone could be until this was added to my phone updates. It is phenomenal, bigly and makes a great dessert topping too.

Cant thank Google enough for this update, my pigeons were always getting lost, but thanks to Googles consistent updates, my carrier pigeons are always on time and my customers are always smiling and giving me the thumbs up. I love you Google.

I may have just turned into the messiah after finishing this update. All my water keeps turning into wine and my wine keeps turning into top shelf scotch.

Somewhere in the basement of a Google building is a worker tireless working to update carrier services and today is that day. Today carrier services has been update and our lives on this Earth can continue. Thank you basement worker, we owe you one.

Since installing this update I have had the ability to see unicorns & Leprechauns. One annoying bug, everything now tastes like Starbucks coffee. 5 stars once they remove the taste of coffee from everything I touch.

Y'ALL'S ARE KIDDING ME??!! Y'ALL'S GONE RIGHT BONKERS!! SERIOUSLY, THEY ARE NOT GOD!! TURN OVER TO LUCIFER, WHILST Y'ALLS AT IT, WILL YAS!! I WANT MY PRIVACY. I HATE IT ALL!

OMG, thanks for this latest update, after updating now I am able to update my apps in play store , before it was not. currently i am using android 7.0 version. Thank you google.

After this update I found myself with a purpose. This app fulfills me and my life goals. No need for love or hate when I have this app.