Bullshit Pro

In theses days of side talk and convolution, or rather complete bunk from our elected officials, business people, and even your local librarian, readily willing (without a second thought) to spin a yarn and flat out lie, it occurs to me (being somewhat of a master on the subject myself) of the need for a quick and handy tool to shut it all down before it gets too deep – Bullshit Pro.

Oh it's not your Grand Daddy's bullshit repellent, it's so much more, it's an alarm, a detector, and a repellent, much more convenient than those bulky cans, more efficient, AND it cost less. Yes!

No longer will you have to lose thirty minutes of your life while 'Three Toes' Tommy tells you how he can double your money in under sixty days, no more listening to Fat Tina explain her condition and how it's just so exhausting, the days of hearing Salty describe his big catch with no pictures to back it up are long gone. Reclaim your life! Download Bullshit Pro today!

Maybe in the break room you hear Charlie detailing his weekend with the stripper twins – launch Bullshit Pro. Or maybe you overhear Sally telling Sasha how a vote for this guy will help us all – launch Bullshit Pro. And please, for the love of all things holy, next time you hear Cooter talking about the time he had sex with a Sasquatch – launch Bullshit Pro. Everyone will thank you!

I could go on but... well someone might launch the app. Amirite?

So the details of the two versions: Both versions contain the visuals, but this paid version has the accompanying audio (repeating alarm with “Warning” “Bullshit”). Also this paid version has zero ads, unlike the free version, so it has no need to access the Internet or any servers, runs locally only. Launch the app to start and just click 'Back' to stop.

Loads of fun!