Church of Apathy

The Church of Apathy is a virtual church for your device. You can’t get to a church right now? No problem, use the one in your pocket. From naming ceremonies for your baby to funerals for departed friends, the Church of Apathy has a full range of services for those times when you can’t make it to a real church (or don’t want to).

Naming Ceremony - Name your children and welcome them into the church.

Confession - Don’t bear the guilt longer than necessary. Find a quiet spot and make that confession straight away.

Service - Can’t make it to church for a mass or service? Attend a short service at the Church of Apathy instead.

Partnership - Want to take your relationship to the next level, but are not quite ready for the whole legal aspect? We have the answer.

Funeral - You can’t make it to the real funeral? No problem. Hold your own remembrance with our funeral service.

The Church of Apathy app is ideal for those times when you can’t attend a ceremony in a real church.