Magic Conch

I can't tell you how many things I've askedit and it answered honestly. Either it was pure luck, or the Permissions List is wrong. It's an okay app. It works, but it could be improved with an image woth better quality, better sound quality, and more voices. I know there wasn't a lot of voices but it doesn't take long in Audacity to create stunning voices that sound like her. I know I'm being picky, but I just thought I'd put that out there.

This app has brought me to hell and back, then took me to heaven. God himself bowed down to the sight of the Magic Conch. It destroyed a meteor that would've destroyed humanity. The Magic Conch is the true thing of majesty. It knows more than the Illuminati can ever hope to know. It can predict how the earth will end, and has the power to stop it. Nothing can match up to this amazing piece of artistry.

Let me set the stage. Sitting on the edge of a bridge. Gun in my mouth. I asked if I should go with it. It said yes. Now I'm a zombie and I eat brains. They are much good. The conch spoke to me. It will to you too. All hail the magic conch

A couple months back I was kidnapped by Chinese Communist and they gave me nothing but a phone with this app installed. I followed the conch and was able to escape the Chinese prison camp where I was fed noodles and ravioli. I now live by the conches word and nothing else. All hail the magic conch.

10/19/15: Yesterday, my mom's friends were over at our house and we were using this app. One of my mom's friends asked it if my brother will ever grow up. It said "Maybe someday." and we all laughed so hard. Thank god for this app. Edit 7/9/16: To whoever said that the creator needs to add "neither" and "nothing," tap read more and scroll down to the bottom above the green box that says what's new. You'll see that there's a reason why he didn't put those phrases in.

It only says the same things over and over again. It still is cool because it has the same voice as in the spongebob episode. But it works terribly I mean, it works OK but the app itself is awful. Until you make this more exciting, I'm giving this app one star.♥

I asked if it was possessed by a demon and it said yes. Its weird but funny. I asked if my best friend hates me and it said yes. I asked if I should rate it 2 stars and it said yes. I like it but the magic conch said I should rate it 2 stars. ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!!

The app suck's and it's dumb i hated it ow my god this app should go deep in the heart of hell where it belongs it should be banded. And never seen again

When i said do i have to go to sleep right now jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja it said yes but really do i HAVE to go its 2:04 PM

Why asking?! Just pull the white string for ear the answer and those who think it save their life... o well! This is just a stupid gadet!!!

This is much cooler than a magic 8-ball. The picture quality is pretty awful though and I really think it should have the responses you excluded anyway.

Its amazingly magical...its 12:00 a.m and I asked if I'll ever go to sleep at a reasonable time...it said "Maybe Someday..." *whispers* so true... ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

I loved it beause like if my mom s friend ask something to it I was laughing so hard when said is my mom going married again? it said no my mom was like awwww why not

This helped me chose if i should kill my sim or not. Also I ask it if I should drink water.

There are like 5 other apps with the exact same functionality, but this one is the worst. Just a picture with a badly designed line on the right.

Magic conch helped me put down the knife. Saved my life, now I live by its rule. Long live the conch.

Don't waste you data! It's got set answers programmed in. Waste of my time. Sorry

I asked it questions and it said no to everyone it didn't make sense at all.so so don't waste your time. This game sucks.

I asked if I was high it said yes. I asked if I was drunk it said no. I asked if everyone was gonna hate me, it said maybe some day. I asked if I was going to hell it said yes LMAO

This is the most useful app in existence. I base my every decision on the power of the conch. I think this app should cost money because it is truly worth at least ten dollars. LONG LIVE THE MAGIC CONCH

It's a great idea but needs improvement. Forgot to add "nothing" to the quotes. Also, the quotes seem to start or stop too short. Other than that, its hilarious.

I hate it because I said "do I love my sister?" And it said "no!" Then my sister got really mad!!!!!!

It only says the same things over and over again. It still is cool because it has the same voice as in the spongebob episode. But it works terribly I mean, it works OK but the app itself is awful. Until you make this more exciting, I'm giving this app one star.♥

The magic coanch shell is funny. If you want to talk to a shell than you will like this app. You ask a question and you get a answer but some times you get a answer that doesn't make sense.

When I asked it if it was stupid it said yes and do you always say that I ask and it says no but it always does and I asked it "Am I good at math?" And it says no but I am, stupid @#/%@ app!

This is much cooler than a magic 8-ball. The picture quality is pretty awful though and I really think it should have the responses you excluded anyway.

Not only did the conch teach me Spanish but it help me see the beauty of life. Honestly I was at the point of no return, my life in shambles, but then I found this app. It helped me gain the confidence to ask my now wife to marry me and to talk to my boss about getting my much deserved promotion. Although he thought it was strange to have this app open, the speach the conch help me make brought a tear to his eye, it was very beautiful. All hail the conch.

When I asked if I was pretty it said no! And I am too pretty!! I said well asked it am I dumb it said I am 'N I really am not!

Asked conch if I should rate 5 stars and received a "maybe someday". Today is that day.

I didn't know how much I needed this until now :D It's simple, silly and overall great.

I asked if someone I knew is a idiot and it said yes! Also I asked if the EthgoesBoom Foxy Is a stupid idiot that likes mangle and its a secret but he flirts and acts like hes sooooo awesome and it said yes so I gave my money Away

Great app for the Magic Conch Challenge. But you should add neither or nothing cause that's what made the magic conch the magic conch. So please add neither or nothing PLEEEEEEESSSSSSSE

This is awesome it actually works I asked it am I a girl and it said yes it actually works!!! PRAISE THE MAGIC CONCH!!! LLLLALLLLA

The conch knows all. It told me to leave her so I did. My life is going significantly better.

And it said random things

Lame lame lame

I found the meaning of life using this app. All hail the magic conch.

I was 10 seconds away from picking up the bleach. I wasnt ok with everything. I lost my job, I was living of fried fleas, and I was lost... Lost deep in a kelp forest where everything worsened, including my chronic depression. I was grabbing the funnel to bite onto and pour the bleach when my phone lit up. Not wanting to leave this place with an unread message, I picked up my phone and read "Magic Conch installed successfully". I opened the app and asked should I drink it and it said no. So here I am!

If you are having trouble pulling the string, try tapping underneath it. Its more easier. Also I asked if the magic conch is stupid and it said yes! LOL!

Whenever i uses it after some minutes it will force close please fix this. And please add some other words like i dont know .