Hello Android (Don't download)

This application is perfect, now you can be assured that there is no nuke in Pakistan and North Korea. With the use of this application, I was able to teleport myself into super secure facility where Pakistani nuclear arsenal was being stored and this application helped me to switch on the self destruct mode on those nuclear bombs. Same thing I did with North Korean nuclear arsenal. Now I have plans to use this application to destory all the nuclear weapons in this world using the same strategy as I used in case of Pakistan and North Korea. I destroyed nukes of these countries first because these are rogue countries but I think the world will be a better place without nukes. So thanks to Robert , we are close to our dream of nuke free world. Thanks Robert, Humanity will be in your debt. Always. --From Humanity of this planet and beyond.

As an android developer myself, I'm speechless. It requires years of dedication and decades of coding to achieve such a great height in order to built such an app.

I would kill to get the premium version of this app, dear god! This is a masterpiece! This should've cost more than the international space station! Its like God himself had built this!

Perfect! Delivers everything it promises but isn't bloated with unnecessary features. Too bad it's free and no way to donate to the developer.

To make ios and windows have a baby and then they taught it karate! Thanks Dev.. You blew me away!

OMG this app is a lifesaver! It told me I had an almost incurable strain of cancer and gave me the cure for it but I duplicated it before I used so now its being distributed worldwide and I created the cure for every plague known to mankind and told me my future and made me invincible I was able to touch MC Hammer even though it's not possible, beat up Chuck Norris and gave me the lottery numbers.

I just saved 10% on my car insurance using this app.... Thanks you are the best!! Extra exclamation mark for you..... Haahhaha...aaaa

I have a horrible disease that causes impotence. But with this app I'm able to experience life to its fullest. Bravo!!!!

Hello Android! Hello New You! If you don't do anything else today, download this app. You won't regret it! Made my breakfast *and* packed lunch, then sent *someone else* to do my job in my place. And *then* it paid my mortgage for me. What are you waiting for? Be wary if your area has subsidence: my insurer classified this app as "an act of God".

Design success means saying yes a few times and no thousands of times. This dev has said no to almost everything to produce a wonderful app focussed on the user's need to greet an android quickly and easily. Positively iOS7 like in flexibility and technical ambition.

Robert in his infinite wisdom created this app. This is the only app I need for my entire android phone. I even uninstalled all the other apps and only leave this app to run my LG G4. Yep you read that right. I'm rating this app not in playstore but using this Hello Android app. No more o.s. Since I installed this app, my LG never runs out of battery. Words are not enough to express the wonders this app brought to my phone. You have to download it and experience it for yourself. World needs this.

I didn't heed the dev's advice and installed this app, I woke up to see my house vandalized, my wife raped and my children killed. 10/10 would recommend.

"Don't download" -- with this genius throwaway line, RO (for it is he) taunts us into trying his masterpiece. And it does not disappoint. 4 years, 500 five stars, and 10000 downloads. The greatest app in android history, from the magic fingers of his Royal Olseness himself, just keeps on truckin' !

Never thought there would be an app to teach my dogs to crap outside. But, here it is! Fantastic!

The simplicity is surreal. This isn't just an app, it's a life altering experience. I now know the truth and beauty of "less is more." I would say that I'm looking forward to the next update, but seriously, how can you improve upon perfection?

The funny thing about the market is that you just can't stop people from downloading and rating your apps! Your app works, text book perfect! :)

This app went back in time,punched Brett Farve in the face so he never sent "those" pics to Jen,then round house kicked him into retirement!Thank you

Wow. Looked in the mirror after installing this app and I. Was. Ripped. Plus my boobs went up 3 cup sizes! Truly amazing! <3

The developer is trying to keep its function a secret. It connected to my alien implant and modified my thoughts. I've since destroyed my wm phones

Its the fastest loading app I have ever seen! My only problem is that it makes all my other apps seem so slow.

This app is by far the most useful tool ever. Great work thanks! I don't know why you would tell people not to download it.

Would have given 6 stars but no app 2 sd. Turns your phone into a supercomputer. Best app in the market. Will make your friends with iPhones jealous.

All i needed was a rubber mat, a handheld, and my body! Used this for 90 days and now I am all ripped up! THX APP90X! Works by muscle confusion.

What the crap is this? Uninstall immediately. Fake comments.

This app is the reason I have my Droid! No other app provides such an awesome experience! GREAT JOB DEVELOPER! ;0)

This has made my phone transform into a required daily tool. It not only calculates lottery numbers but women's bra sizes and exactly what it takes to get them to remove it.

I can't even formulate the words to explain how incomplete my life was prior to finding this app. The only thing better in my life, is the 105inch $100,000 Samsung TV. Now I can live in my TVs box while using this app to solve the problem of world hunger.

Hello world from the android side; At least now you can say that you tried. Finally no in app purchases for content updates. This app in one word, 'excecuted excellence exceeded'. Because of this app I saved 4 pet fish from a house fire. And just for the record, an Android can easily beat an Apple in fight by throwing it out of the windows.

Simple, elegant, small AP that nobody should be without. Words struggle to describe how perfect this. Fantastic, close to perfection!!!

This app turns everyone's android into one of many cells that make up the world's most powerful supercomputer known as CERN (Central Erroneous Reciprocating Node). Last year we discovered the Higg's Boson. This year we hope to solve the mystery of dark energy and dark matter. What is in it for you? Im glad you asked. Being a part of CERN means that if we succeed in what we set out to achieve, then all involved will be eligible to fly to Switzerland and accept the Nobel Prize. So what are you waiting for?

This app us so awesome that I cried, I cried and cried until there were no more tears to cry, then I cried some more, this app is the app that is used to create apps that make apps, it is mind blowing, it's also cured my cancer, aids, herpes, and has a cure for the cold.

This app is pretty much the only app I use on my phone. It helps me to do every task with ease. I think it might have also brought back my great grandfather from the dead.

I didn't download this app, it downloaded me. I grew a 3rd foot and instantly knew how to break dance fight, I watched the sunset and it cried so I didn't have to. It made me look good in a wedding dress even though I'm a guy. This app is everything it said it was. 5 stars if learns to beam foreign commercials into my head and tells me I'm not fat. .

Greatest application ever. Not only did it take out my garbage, but it figured out that my wife was cheating on me with my girlfriend.......Yes I was allowed to join them. Ty Hello Android...you saved my life

This app provided an endless energy source for my phone! My Epic is so much lighter now that I don't need a battery.

Works perfectly on HTC desire, maybe do a foreign language version so non English speakers can experience this gift!

I admire your programing skills. I am serious. Wish that after i do finish my Python book, i can publish your rival program here. Hello Robert.

It shows that $30 registration fee went to good use. 5* IF I can set as default home launcher

Hello Android? More like Hello Penis!! Added 3 plus inches immediatly after install!! And the anal bleaching feature is best on market! Way to go!!

I've started to use this app daily, and it works a treat. No FCs, unlike some similar apps I've tried. Amazingly, ad free too.