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What is six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild?
A hundred dollar bill.

A guy was setting up a password for his computer. He tried “My penis” but the computer rejected it, why?
It wasn’t long enough.

Why is Santa always so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Why is a vagina like the weather?
Because when it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

What fits between breasts, gets longer when you pull, inserts smoothly in a hole, and works great when jerked?
A seatbelt.

What is slimy, cold, long and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog’s finger.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.

What is long, hard and has cum in it?
A cucumber.

Why does a dick have a sad life?
His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next-door neighbor is a pussy, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner constantly beats him.