Bronstitution - Bro Code/Laws

The Bronstitution is a living document, much like the Constitution. Except instead of outlining a government, or the Bill of Rights, or anything even resembling laws, the BRO CODE provides men with all the rules they need to know in order to become a bro and behave properly among other bros. Dating back to the American Revolution, the BRO CODE has never been published before. Few know of its existence, and the code, until now, has been verbally communicated between those in the 'bro'. Containing approximately 322 unspoken rules, this code of conduct for bros can range from the simple (bros before hos) to the complex (the hot-to-crazy ratio, complete with bar graphs and charts). With helpful side-bros the BRO CODE will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be. This app is the ultimate guy's app, and it is said to have helped millions of bros worldwide. There have been a lot of talk about the bro code, even TV shows about the bro code, but this is the official and ultimate bro code. This bro code app is sacred and blessed by the forefathers that have walked this land and followed these sacred bro codes. The app is updated monthly with new bro codes and laws, stay updated bros. The Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The term has been popularized by Barney Stinson, a character from the television show How I Met Your Mother. Katherine Connor Martin, head of content creation at Oxford Dictionaries, recognized Stinson as "the quintessence of a certain iteration of the contemporary bro"