$100 Flashlight

Update: Due to unforeseen circumstances, (such as after switching the app to free so a friend could test it out then not being able to switch it back to paid) I am sad to inform you all the the 100 dollar flashlight app will now be free for the next ever.

Have you ever been ridiculed for your budget flashlight? Do the kids at school violently assault you for flaunting a pile of garbage and calling it a torch?

Well, why not consider acquiring a more high-end, designer product? It just so happens that you've stumbled into a pot of gold my friend. Take a gander at our $100 flashlight. It's the epitome of luminosity.

This light will scorch the corneas of those unruly heathens who dared to insult your inferior torch with the divine light of YOUR BRAND NEW HUNDRED DOLLAR FLASHLIGHT!

If you act right now and tell a friend we will give it to you for only double half the price SO BUY NOW!!! !1