Human-to-Cat Translator

This app offended my cat. She wont talk to me. She's started to drink bleach because of what it translated.

Rubbish doesn't work. My cat just looked at me no matter what I pressed or said. Uninstalling

1.it work 2.why now my cats hate it!!!3.i hate you 4. It made my cat stand up for no reason

This game is so good I told my cat to come here and like she did it

What a rip off! Supposedly there are several different cat voices you can select but they are all identical, NOT just similar, I didn't want to come on here and say they were without knowing for sure, so I recorded each cats version of the first sound in Caustics wave editor tool and after cropping the silence out, they were identical down to the millisecond and I could see the same recording artifacts in every wave... It seems likely that it's not even several different copies from the same recording, it's one copy that plays no matter what cat you choose. On top of lying about having several cat voices, one of them is clearly a person saying meow, and at least two of the sounds came from a free online sound effect library, probably all of them. AND this is the first app I have ever installed that managed to pop an in-app purchase menu on me in a way where accidentally​ touched it as was taken to the Google play store where you can pay 99 cents for six more cat noises. I'm sure the only time someone buys it is an accident. Making an app that encourages you to repeatedly push buttons then pops a store link right over the button you were pushing last, without any prompting is shady as hell, taking advantage of children, the mentally handicapped, and people who turn from their screen to watch their cat while pressing buttons. The translate your voice feature is another fake feature. No matter what sound is made, it always just plays every sound in the same order... And you do NOT want to do that around your cat. The second call on the second row is EXTREMELY upsetting to cats. We had ours since she was a kitten, well behaved, we never needed a litter box because our dog taught her to go outside. Well, I play the sound and the cat looks at me and makes a scary sound but unlike when she went into heat the first time and runs down the hall. Have not found her but we found her fresh poop in our bed, first time to cat has gone to the bathroom in the house. I'm going to sue if she's gone for good. This appears to be a known problem but I thought the reviewers were joking or exaggerating, but to play it safe, I did not press Row 2 Column 2 around my cat, just listened with headphones... The sound played out loud when I tried the fake translate by microphone feature, which just plays all the sounds in a row. I know I did not say "use my bed for a toilet and run away." TLDR: fake features, actively tries to trick you into accidental purchases, tries to pass our human meows as"cat language", and some of the real cat sounds can make your cat run away. This app should only be purchased by animal abusers or those who are trying to "prank" or get revenge on a cat owner.

Does nothing. Opens and is unresponsive. Plonk!

It's awesome and now I can talk to my cats I am so happy that they have a app to talk to cats

Shite. My cat doesn't even sound like that.

IT MADE MY CAT HATE ME

My.hay.can inter sarna me know care about me

HORRIBLE IT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!

It doesn't work

Stupid there is a payment method

I ask my grandma's cat to clean itself stirctly at she did!!

It is nearly a waste of time

Doesn't work

Its not a translator obviously... But its fun to trick my cat

how do i use it on pc

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I think its kind of cool

Awesome game

MEOWS

Its cool

LOL GG it is hallarious so my cat herd it and started meowing like crazy and she spun around in circles but guys main reson for writing is that every once and a while a grey derping cat will pop up and cover the whole screen and make a relaxed cat noise like this: mroowgrh! And it was hallarious and it did it twice to me and I just installed it so I should know.its just soo funny.

It was so sad. So my cat looked confused then she lied down and put her paw over her face no matter how hard I tried she would not move it. Lucky now she's OK but she still looks like she had seen a ghost.

Trust me on this one pet lovers. If you actually care about your cat, do not submit them to this awful app. Each recorded meow is of a different and yet highly emotionally volatile moment. Not something a cat would need to hear unless it was in a proper setting with an instance and outcome to attempt to improve your cats behavior or positive/negative reinforcement. Picking at random (moments and vocals) can and will be psychologically damaging to your animal and your personal relationship. Unless you fully comprehend these vocals and the meaning endowed within them, please don't.

I have two cats 8 yr old and a maine coon kitten. They heard the meows and instantly stop fighting and look at me and run to me lookin for the other cat. There look at me tho as if there askin me, did u do that? Lol

This definitely got a response out of my sister's cat. He responded much better than when I mimic meowing. I don't think it translates into anything coherent, but it's still fun to watch a confused cat! I didn't play with it too long, the cat started covering his ears with a door mat. So 3/5 from me and 1/5 from Squishy, the cat. :)

Starting from the top. Row 1 first 2 are kind cat sounds. Row 2 number 1 is another nice cat sound. All the rest are either fighting or threatening to another cat. My cat reacted nice to the ones mentioned. And then with the rest he looked for another cat in the house ready to fight

I was playing this app, just messing with it. Next thing, a payment submit comes up. It came up twice without pressing anything. Overall, its a great app. I love how you can translate your own voice into a cats. I love this, it deserves four stars.

I did Kitty Purry. I have 2 cats the one did not want to find she just licks her paw. But the other cat when I said something and it translated to cat. The last one I tried he lied down to our fan. Omg cute!

This actually worked. I just downloaded this, used row one no. one over and over, and my cats stopped fighting, had wide eyes, and came up to me, purring. It was so cute.. xD this is a nice app.

Not too sure what this was supposed to accomplish. I tried using it to tell my cat how much I love her but she just puked in my shoes and walked away. What did I really say?

OML I pressed one of the cats and my cat looked at my phone with her eyes so wide open I got scared and then she instantly dashed away from my arms I think she hates me now haha

FREAKING WORST APP EVER MY CAT WON'T COME TO ME ANYMORE. SHE WAS MY ONLY FRIEND AND NOW SHE IS SCARED OF MY FREAKIN' FACE. THANK YOU AMERICA

Weird My cat reacted to it but she BIT me I don't understand so I'm tired of her biting me so I'm uninstalling this app also she rubbed all up on my phone meowing and biting and scratching

Update. Every 1-3 clicks brings up the meowing CA screen even in translation mode, kinda ruins it. My cats still trying to find where the phone cat is.

I downloaded the app and pressed all the buttons to Check them out and my cat came running from two floors up and jumped on the couch with me and started to purr, lol

No, thanks ... Nice idea, but ads are just no-no. Mrrrreow!!

You can't even tell me what the cats want so everybody else is going to be like oh yeah no thank you I wouldn't get this app if I were you