The Baller Life

Is money no object? Do you need a new way to show off your excess? To stand out above the rest? Are you ballin'? Do you need an app to complement your lavish lifestyle? Welcome to The Baller Life.

This app features a beautiful gold background with the text "Certification of Baller Status." If I could charge $10,000 for this I could, but $200 should be enough to keep the wannabes away. This is a mere status symbol, an ostentatious display of wealth and excess. Use it to display that money is irrelevant to you. Make it the mark of like-minded jet-setting wealthy and successful individuals like yourself - it is now the passcode to your most exclusive events and parties.

The sole functionality of the app is to display the text on a gold background. But hey, who cares when it costs this much.