Old Away
Free AppAbout Old Away
Have you ever wanted old people to stop with their constant nagging? Tired of the smell of aspirin and Vaporub? Tried of your grandma intervening during "intimate" moments you are having with yourself? Then you need Old Away.
Old Away is a tested product that is effective in repelling people ages 58 and above. Old Away works by combining low frequencies that old people can hear. Using the same concept as a sonic mosquito repellent, it is almost guaranteed to make old people turn the other direction when our patented technology is put into effect.
Why wait? It's free! Download Old Away today!
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any violent outbursts by targeted old people.
Old Away is a tested product that is effective in repelling people ages 58 and above. Old Away works by combining low frequencies that old people can hear. Using the same concept as a sonic mosquito repellent, it is almost guaranteed to make old people turn the other direction when our patented technology is put into effect.
Why wait? It's free! Download Old Away today!
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any violent outbursts by targeted old people.
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App History & Updates
More downloads Old Away reached 500 - 1 000 downloads
More downloads Old Away reached 100 - 500 downloads
What are users saying about Old Away
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Bit harsh and doesn't work!
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Old people annoy me all the time. This app really works!!!!!!
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I'm 14 and I want to get rid of my dad who is 60 and I'm wondering why can I hear it? Plus I'm patty sure it won't work!!!
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Made a pool of seniors and ran various tests using this app...works effectively 100% of the time.
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This make me laugh so much.
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I know there's an expression going around these days like "There's an app for everything" but this is the most stupid I have encountered so far
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Bit harsh and doesn't work!
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Old people annoy me all the time. This app really works!!!!!!
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I'm 14 and I want to get rid of my dad who is 60 and I'm wondering why can I hear it? Plus I'm patty sure it won't work!!!
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Made a pool of seniors and ran various tests using this app...works effectively 100% of the time.
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I know there's an expression going around these days like "There's an app for everything" but this is the most stupid I have encountered so far
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This make me laugh so much.
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Wow This make me laugh so much.
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Stupid I know there's an expression going around these days like "There's an app for everything" but this is the most stupid I have encountered so far
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Just Delightful Old people annoy me all the time. This app really works!!!!!!
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I tried it with ear buds in to see what happens and OH MY GOSH it hurt really bad!!