Excuses Generator

Ever been late? Want to start your walk of shame early? Missed that important family event you 'forgot' about? or missed one of those deadlines?

If any of the above has happened to you and you've been left standing there as if someone has just pulled your pants down then now there is a solution to get ahead.

The excuses generator will get you out of everything!

Excuses include:

'I was tasting the rainbow'

'I won the lottery so I bought a unicorn'

'I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens'

Okay... we lied... it probably wont get you out of anything.. but at least you'll have something to say and should stop you looking like an overgrown ferret who has just wet themselves

Good Luck!