U-Alien

This application is intended to immediately transport the Earthling user to other stars of user choice, providing free appropriate body transformation of the chosen location and the necessary documentation, with all the convenience of doing it where user is, just by a device with the application installed and the payment of a nominal fee of 1 Jovian-Dollar (see below value - changes according to the stock Jovian values​​).

1 Jovian-Dollar = US$ 2.35e25

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The wireless DNA transcoder and mater device to teleport through 5G of our company unit suffered some damage in the transport from Alpha Centauri to here (some tiny black holes in the Milky Way).

We are waiting for the support from the manufacturer (Dark Side and Gray-Acme Inc.), but it should take some light-centuries until they get here (by current standards of the Republic, trips from Alpha Centauri to Earth can be performed only at the speed of light).

For now, we are just offering some information for Earthling users.

We ask you to wait.