The most useless app ever

At first I thought this app was going to be a fun game I could play when I'm bored. I used it for a while and... I am just so amazed. This app truly changed my life in a way that you could not imagine! I could finally stand up to my teacher and confront him about the amount of homework he gives us and we have no homework... EVER! just small exams. This app changed my life for the better and made me realize that life is amazing. Download this app. It is truly beautiful! Thank you for making this app!

When I started playing this I didn't know what to expect, maybe it would be a fun little mini game or maybe nothing. I had no idea what world filled with magic and wonder I had stumbled upon. Absolute genius! After playing this for 5 minutes I realized that only god could make an app this amazing. Being on this app gave me the courage to stand up to my boss and get a raise. Not only did he give me a raise, he gave me the full on promotion! I can honestly say that this app has changed my life and I love it.

This app oh my gosh. THIS . APP. IT SHOWED ME THE MEANING OF LIFE! I'm so inspired by this AMAZING app. It CHANGED MY LIFE for the BETTER. IT gave me a small lone of a thousand dollars. It found world peace. Kids ALL OVER THE WOOORLD now live life to the fullest , because of this app. Whoever is reading this you need to download this magnificent app. This app is so true to what it says you will be soooo inspired. I'm at a loss for words. I highly, HIGHLY recommend you download this app. Its worth it.

Well I am not a bot nor the dev paid anything to me to rate this.. But this app does what it says it does.. Now I have a greater understanding of everything.. Really this is a life changing app.. changed my life within few hours.. for all the people who are rating 1 and commenting the app does not work, Ya the app does not work as u expect but it works just as it's description says.. and those who installed this app just to try by seeing the ratings.. I recommend them to not uninstall the app :) ..

Didn't work the first time for me. Downloaded it for the hell of it, 1st time, nothing, 2nd time, still nothing. Gave it a couple more tries then.. Omg it was amazing! I've actually clocked over 35+ hours on this app already. I can finally get my life sorted. I just wish I had downloaded it earlier. And to you reading the reviews wondering if it's worth downloading.. All I can say is STOP READING AND CLICK DOWNLOAD! It doesn't take long and it will change your life!

I didn't believe some of the reviews that people posted. They gained YouTube fame, Reddit karma, and so much more. I decided to finally try it out for myself. I downloaded and couldn't believe my eyes. I watched my YouTube subscriber count go up so fast it looked like a casino jackpot machine. I watched my Steam inventory fill up with Dragon Lores and Karambits. This app is amazing, don't let the haters stop you from claiming the gifts that this app gives. Thank you, Chris Economou.

I have NEVER been able to find an app like this. I was going through the app store trying to find a fun app to download to ease some time that I had before I had to get back to work. THIS IS THE ONE. PLEASE. IF YOU EVER MAKE ANOTHER APP LIKE THIS LET ME KNOW. I am literally OBSESSED with this freaking app. It is DEFINITELY worth the download and five stars that I have given it. I need to share this with my friends and family around the world. Maybe they could share this wonderful app as well!!!! THANK YOU!

Absolute genius, this app has changed my life forever. Spread the world people, this may be some of the most sophisticated technology of the age. In 400 kilobytes this app has proven more useful than the wheel. I have since earned a PHD in literature, been cured of a crippling depression and won a nobel prize. Thank you, the most useless app ever, thank you.

I was skeptical reading the reviews like I'm sure most of you are. It's a little too good to be true. But Omg... playing this game was like having the most amazing orgasm during sex with Scarlett Johanson. It's like a fresh spring morning. It gave me inspiration. As a 45 year old man, this gave me the courage to stand up to Roger, my bully of the play yard at my kid's day care. He steals my Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches my wife packs me in the morning for lunch. Suck my Nut Butter and Jam Roger!!!

When I first saw this app I was skeptical. Why wouldn't I be? The app said the most useless app ever. It wasn't until I read the reviews and saw how it touched the lives of many people. I decided to give it a try and downloaded it. It took 1 app to change my life completely. I got a raise at work and I'm slinging dick left and right. Honestly the only downside to this app is that more people haven't come to realize it's genius. If you want life changing experiences then this app is for you.

This is literally the best game I have ever played. The design and graphics are amazing! It has so many options and settings to make your gameplay so much better! Haters are going to say that it is pointless and it's absolutely not! Lots of other people like it to, so it's not just me that likes it. I think the best part is the gameplay and the story of it all! So you should definitely download this game! #notawastof@space

Before using this app, I was confused about my life which I am sure most of you are. This app gave me my purpose. Had it not been for this app, I would surely have committed suicide by now. I now need nobody else to be happy. This app has been a great source of inspiration and happiness in my life. Not only has it provided me orgasmic level of happiness but also a great deal of spiritual satisfaction as if I had found God. So go ahead and install this wonderful app u morons!!!

How do I even begin? This might be the most phenomenal app in the history of apps. You know how when you sit on the beach and watch the ocean for a while you think everything's starting to make sense now? Like you understand everything... I think I've gained a greater understanding of the universe and mysteries of the world. This might be the ancient knowledge the ILLUMINATI has been hiding from the rest of us. This is so simple and yet so powerful. Guy's we are the universe! Also it can end poverty.

To eho ever made this: dude u are the coolest guy in the world youve actually created an app that actually follows what it says in the desctiption... And thats not all i was lost in a beach i dont know where i am i cannot contact anyone who could come pick me up cuz my there is no signal in the area but then i remembered this app i pressed the button and minutes later my parents came to pick me up... Best app ever!!!!

Me, as a highly experienced gamer, have played a large variety of games. But this managed to surprise me. The graphics aren't the greatest, but the mechanics work smoothly, its as if I'm actually in the game. Its very immersive, as the main character, "Button", is very relatable. Every time he's touched deeply, he quits. But he keeps fighting, meeting foes like "Finger" and friends like "Home Screen". The music score really shows the struggle of "Button", and the art style is great (FramesPerSec needs fix)

I never thought an app could do that to a person. As soon as I pressed the button I saw all the secrets of the world. I achieved total enlightenment. I saw our species get meeting aliens from Canada. I must now go and spread the knowledge I have gained from this button. I hope you could also join me in this journey to let the world free. Farewell my fellow brothers and sisters I shall now leave to another universe.

I really should have found this app sooner!! It should really be the #1 on the Top free chart. Once I clicked "Install", my life changed forever. This app has the best graphics, and it is SO addicting. Please make a second version of this app, since it is so amazing. If you haven't installed already, then please install!!! This app will change your life just like it changed mine.

This app is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Beautiful graphics, amazing plot, engaging story-line, and very deep message. I downloaded this app and all my questions were answered about life. The reason we exist is because of this app, and this app only. This app is not a waste of your data, in fact, you will get FREE data after downloading this app. Amazing, right? Just trust me and download it, your life will be changed forever.

Ive read the reviews and I am in urge to try this thing. Just as I pressed the button, the Universe widely expanded into utmost possibilities, knowledge spreads out so fast and ult- OMG wait wait this not possible! All my wishes are right in front of me

Alright. There's a lot of comments that you might read and think that they're meant to be ironic. To keep it real though. They're not all wrong. I thought I was downloading a goofy game or something. I was completely mistaken. If you want to have complete power of this app, you can have it, with the push of a button. I suggest downloading it, just to try. Awesome interface. Simple to use. One of the best free apps on google play...

First of all, I don't know if this app really do nothing. But when I installed this, oh God. My entire life change in a snap. For those who read the review, YOU SHOULD INSTALL THIS IMMEDIATELY!! I definitely recommend it to all those who want to have a better perspective towards life. To the dev, THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS!!

Such an amazing app! I've never even heard of an app as wonderful as this one. Everytime I have nothing to do, I try to use this app as much as possible. I love this app, I can't help but find it so amazing! Deserves more downloads! Deserves a higher rating! I love this app and know that everyone else loves it as well. Thank you for sharing this masterpiece in the form of an application to us all <3

This is the most amazing app on my phone. The first time I pressed it I fell into a field of weed but didn't have a lighter so I decided to press the button again and bam 6 chicks appeared out of no where and we started to party. so I pressed it one last time to c what would happen and bam I was higher then the sky and the ruler of earth.

Now I have used some pretty amzing apps. But the MOMENT I turned on this app I new it was something special. The amzing visual design is ONLU matched by the interactive GLORY that is this app! You will not know true awe and wonder until you use the most useless app ever!

This is the best app I've ever seen in the universe. It does every thing I want it to. The app is user friendly and very easy to master and once you've learnt to use it, you can gain all the knowledge in the universe. I was watching Dr. Strange when I turn Ed it on and now I have all the books of the sorcery in my mind. Will rate 10/5 if possible.

Yes... I read all those weird comments about how their dreams came true and how this app saved their lives, and I obviously thought it was some sort of joke. I downloaded it. I opened it. I closed it. I loved it. This is the best app I have ever used in my life. It has changed the way I think. Click--close. Click--close. Click-close... I got the golden ticket in my Willy Wonka bar today. Thank you, developer. I love you. Fantastic 3D graphics btw...

Seriously people! I tried it and nothing happened. I believed it at first because of the flood of people saying it changed their life or made their wish come true. I thought majority was the one that is always right out of experience. Don't be tricked. The app does what it does and that is enough. Don't fool other people. If you people are just paid to do this or just having fun out there, make a believable Lie. I know you guys aren't THAT stupid. (Can't believe I wasted my time)

I didn't think much about it at the time I downloaded this app but I had read so many reviews of all the positive changes. I've been trying to have a child for a few years with my loving wife but what she didn't know what that I was using this app last night during an intimate moment. I spawned so many babies, four hundred babies. Individual results may vary.

I can not explain how much this app has helped me expanded my business options now I can share my NUTrition all over the world I am making millions off of this app! This app is also the reason I have been able to grow my family tree to over 500 species of nut! This app is the greatest app I have ever downloaded I will not regret this decision and I LOVE THIS APP! Thank you developers so much I can not explain how much this app helped me!!

I was a once an average person, (wake up, get dressed, go to work, repeat) but when I downloaded this app my life changed. Now I'm retired and spending every moment of my life exploring the vast world with my family. I don't think Christianity could do any of the things this app has done to my life. In fact I think it would be more truthful if religion and this app swapped names.

I have seen many great apps in Play, though it is very hard to find a good free app. Before I downloaded this app, I thought that it would be another app that will bore you after a while. However, the moment I tried it, it changed me. It awakened something deep inside me that I thought I had lost. I went out to find my crush and told him my feelings. I aced my tests and had motivation to study. The inspiration I thought had long gone came back with a single push of a button. 10/10 would recommend.

This app is the best app I have ever seen! Its graphics, gameplay and audio are top-notch! There's no bugs to it and it's just awesome! Its not a waste of space as you think about the possibilities you can do with this app. Stop hesitating, start downloading! :D

I am moved by this majestic app. It all started when I was just wasting my time on internet because I had boards tomorrow and I wasn't able to understand anything I read. Then I saw this life changing app shining brightly amidst all the other apps. It was only 405KB but boy it changed my life. I opened the app..faced the screen to my books and pressed the button.then faced the screen towards my face and pressed the button. BOOM!!!! I knew every word of the book, every answers. *tears of happiness rolls down

I have been a sinner all my life, in fact I just cheated on my math test today. The first time I pressed that holy button I had a vision from God. He told me that if I get a quadfeed on infinte warfare I have to convince 10 people to download this app. P.S. It cured my herpes.

Don't go by the name. It does the exact opposite of what it says. The best and undoubtedly the most useful app ever. When you press the red button, you might think that it closes the application but instead it makes the time go past by 1 second without you even noticing it. The best time travel app ever or will be.

It was about time for a wake up call. I love my phone but I love my life more or what is left from it after I lift my head up from the screen. So for all the peopleb that appreciate it good job. For the addicted out there that can't understand the meaning I am really really sorry for you people. And a bit worried too. Enjoy the real life more and spend less time in the make belive reality.

At first glance, the image just tells us that it's an ordinary time wasting app. But then you realize, that there is so much more depth to it. The amount of fun and intellect you can get out of this is appalling! Fantastic work app creator. Will definitely recommend to my friends and family to better their lives from this wonderful app. I hope they make a part 2! :)

This app is absolutely mind blowing and the graphics are amazing! I haven't had a job in a couple of months. After playing this game I currently own my own business! This app gave me the courage and the will power to do things that I've never imagined. Thank you! And for you negative people that's saying this app does nothing please stop lien. Thanks.

No man is capable of having a more life changing experience than downloading this app. I pressed the button, and the heavens opened. I greeted by a gang of trained velociraptor angels riding motorcycles. Thank you developer... my life will never be the same.

Trust me guys this app is awesome....need something.??? Just think of it and press the red button....whatever u want u can get with this app..!! Thanks for making such a great app