Free Honey Badger Official App

Hey hey hey! I'm Randall--you know, I was the one who warned you about the Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger?

Well now you can listen to me as you've never heard me before! With my all new, official, exclusive, authentic and original Randall's Soundboards.

Want to surprise your friends with one of my personalized voicemail greetings or ringtones?
Well now you can, stupid! I personally took the time to record hundreds upon hundreds of custom voicemail recordings...for YOU!
Simply select your name from our exclusive voicemail files and voila.
Soon, you'll be the coolest kid on the block; too cool for schools!

I know my fans love my witty, off the cuff commentary, and trust me when I tell you: the Official Honey Badger Android App delivers!

Here's how the App you are about to install works, stupid:

* We pool together more and more exclusive and classic Randall content and features in our Free App.
* Navigate through boatloads of exclusive and hilarious sound files.
* Find the outgoing message you want to use, and then record it to your voicemail.
* Swipe through all of Randall's hysterical videos.
* Connect with Randall's Wildlife Hotline.
* Get Ringtones by simply choosing from tons of exclusive Honey Badger Don't Care files.
* Connect with Randall's Twitter and Facebook.
* Get Randall's new and exclusive Honey Badger merchandise.
* Randall Unrated/Uncensored section features Randall in all his splendor without censorship.

Did I mention that millions of fans recognize my voice, so when your callers hear your uber-fab voicemail greeting, they will automatically sing your praises. Maybe you can win over your toughest critics now through comedy!

Seriously, ask yourself: have you ever not laughed your buns off when you are watching my animal videos, Pistachios commercial, or Celebrity Gossip commentaries? "What will he say next?" they ask! Find out by installing my Official Randall Honey Badger Don't Care App for Android.