About Omnipotently Bright!
Omnipotently Bright! flashlight is the brightest flashlight app in the world GUARANTEED.
That flashlight app you have? This one's brighter than that, believe me.
You've already tried the other ones and none of them even come close.
You've tried Super-BriteLight.
You've tried Mega-Brite-est LEDlight.
You've tried theBrightestLEDofLight: Nite-Lite edition.
You thought all flashlight apps were created equally, but you were wrong!
After years of research into the deep and highly involved intricacies of android camera flash brightness amplification and enhancement technologies, countless days of sleepless trial and error, and gallons upon gallons of blood sweat and tears, cgslurp.com is proud to announce that we have found the secret to creating the absolute, most undeniably BRIGHTEST flashlight app in the world!
How did we finally, after so much hard work and tireless dedication accomplish this? By calling it OMNIPOTENTLY BRIGHT FLASHLIGHT! There is NOTHING brighter than OMNIPOTENTLY BRIGHT!
What's brighter than superduper bright? OMNIPOTENTLY BRIGHT!
What's brighter than megaultra bright? OMNIPOTENTLY BRIGHT!
What's brighter than brightesteverbrite? OMNIPOTENTLY BRIGHT!
Omnipotently Bright! is the brightest flashlight app IN THE WORLD, GUARANTEED or your MONEY BACK!
Did I mention Omnipotently Bright flashlight is free?
Just another great reason it deserves to be the #1 FLASHLIGHT APP IN THE WORLD :)
Q: I don't need the front light, can you make a way for me to turn off the front screen and just use the camera flash?
A: NO! Doing that would make it LESS than Omnipotently Bright! The only way I would consider it is if you openly admit, in your rating, that it is too Omnipotently Bright :) Then and only then will I permit you to purchase a DOWNGRADE that lets you turn off the front screen by tapping it.
Q: Um, ok i guess? But hey i just noticed all I have to do is just click the power button and the front light goes off and the camera flashlight stays on.. so why would I have to buy a "downgrade" if I can just do that instead :3
A: Bec... bec... because shutup!
Q: I'd like to know more about Omnipotently Bright flashlight and what makes it so much greater than all those other flashlights apps put together, and why we should all want to make Omnipotently Bright! the #1 flashlight app in the world.
A: Ok but first, go ahead and just try it! When you need it the most, one tap on your phone creates a massive SUPERNOVA of scorching light that will pierce the universe and LIGHT UP THE COSMOS!
Feel the power of Omnipotently Bright! for yourself and be satisfied knowing you have finally found the ultimate flashlight app for your phone.
Q:If Omnipotently Bright! is free, and there's no ads, what's the catch? Aren't you doing this for money?
A:I am doing this for one reason and one reason only: To see Omnipotently Bright! flashlight take its RIGHTFUL place as the #1 FLASHLIGHT APP IN THE WORLD!
just try it and see :)
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