Sloth Advisor
Free AppAbout Sloth Advisor
WHY YOU NEED A SLOTH ADVISOR:
Have you ever faced a tough decision in life and not know what to do? Thankfully you can have your very own Sloth Advisor to guide you on life's journey. Why should you trust advice from a sloth? It's simple, these guys don't make hasty decisions. In fact they don't do anything quickly which makes them excellent advisors, weighing all possible options before taking a single action. Let Sloth Advisor tell you if you should go out tonight, order a pizza, or buy a new car. Sloths specialize in basic 'yes' or 'no' decisions, so don't get to complicated. Go ahead, ask your Sloth Advisor a question.
FEATURES:
- Nearly 20 sloths - some famous - some not. Regardless, they will give you solid advice
- Examples include King sloth, Spidey sloth, Queen sloth, Doc sloth, Kung fu sloth, plus many other popular sloths
- Sloths are randomly selected using sloth programming magic
- 100% more sloths than a Magic 8 Ball
USE SCENARIO:
You and your friends are deciding what to do on a Friday night. Sally wants to go to a movie and Jim Bob wants to go catch lightning bugs (Jim Bob is a weird guy - but everyone puts up with him because he has a car). Looks like it's time to use the Sloth Advisor. You whip it out... "Sloth Advisor, should we do what Sally want's to do?" hit the Sloth Answer button, wait a few seconds and boom! The Royal Queen Sloth's image appears stating "Royally. Yes." Looks like it's movie time!
DISCLAIMER:
Sloth Advisor is just for fun, much like a Magic 8 Ball. Please don't sell your house, move to the other side of the world, or go fire walking just because a silly app says you should.
Have you ever faced a tough decision in life and not know what to do? Thankfully you can have your very own Sloth Advisor to guide you on life's journey. Why should you trust advice from a sloth? It's simple, these guys don't make hasty decisions. In fact they don't do anything quickly which makes them excellent advisors, weighing all possible options before taking a single action. Let Sloth Advisor tell you if you should go out tonight, order a pizza, or buy a new car. Sloths specialize in basic 'yes' or 'no' decisions, so don't get to complicated. Go ahead, ask your Sloth Advisor a question.
FEATURES:
- Nearly 20 sloths - some famous - some not. Regardless, they will give you solid advice
- Examples include King sloth, Spidey sloth, Queen sloth, Doc sloth, Kung fu sloth, plus many other popular sloths
- Sloths are randomly selected using sloth programming magic
- 100% more sloths than a Magic 8 Ball
USE SCENARIO:
You and your friends are deciding what to do on a Friday night. Sally wants to go to a movie and Jim Bob wants to go catch lightning bugs (Jim Bob is a weird guy - but everyone puts up with him because he has a car). Looks like it's time to use the Sloth Advisor. You whip it out... "Sloth Advisor, should we do what Sally want's to do?" hit the Sloth Answer button, wait a few seconds and boom! The Royal Queen Sloth's image appears stating "Royally. Yes." Looks like it's movie time!
DISCLAIMER:
Sloth Advisor is just for fun, much like a Magic 8 Ball. Please don't sell your house, move to the other side of the world, or go fire walking just because a silly app says you should.
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App History & Updates
What's Changed
v1.1
New sloths:
-- Spock sloth
v1.2
New sloths:
-- Golf sloth
Non-answering sloths:
-- Sleeping sloth (ask later)
-- General sloth (no comment, ask later)
-- Magic sloth code - prevents 10 previous random sloths pics from repeating
v1.3
New Sloth:
-- Busy world domination sloth
Graphic updates:
-- Standardized picture sizes
-- Updated sloth art work
v1.1
New sloths:
-- Spock sloth
v1.2
New sloths:
-- Golf sloth
Non-answering sloths:
-- Sleeping sloth (ask later)
-- General sloth (no comment, ask later)
-- Magic sloth code - prevents 10 previous random sloths pics from repeating
v1.3
New Sloth:
-- Busy world domination sloth
Graphic updates:
-- Standardized picture sizes
-- Updated sloth art work
More downloads Sloth Advisor reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
More downloads Sloth Advisor reached 500 - 1 000 downloads
What are users saying about Sloth Advisor
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by Y####:
by Y####:
Wonderfully pointless
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by Y####:
by Y####:
Awesome.
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by Q####:
by Q####:
This is awesome.
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by D####:
by D####:
I love it!!!
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by G####:
by G####:
My life is forever changed by the Sloth Advisor. I gave up on trusting Magic 8 Balls, dice, or even flipping a coin to decide my most significant life decisions. Luckily, I no longer worry about being an adult. I pull up the super friendly Sloth Advisor app and he instantly makes my decision for me. My favorite is Sloth Jong Un, even though he's a little mean-looking. Can't wait for Version 2!
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by T####:
by T####:
I love this app! I used to only be able to get wholesome crazy advice from my Aunt. Now with Sloth Adviser, I can get the best yes /no problem-eviscerating advice I could ever dream of. Must have app of the year!
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by F####:
by F####:
An app is like an enormous clock. It only works if all the little cogs *mesh* together! Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated, and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. (chuckles) I'm being metaphorical, Bob. You know what I mean by cooperative cogs?"
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by G####:
by G####:
I now allow the sloth to make all my decisions!
by C####:
Sloth is fave