the first book of jokes

i created this app to those who know what laughing is in this life ^^
I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren’t funny.
Michael Caine
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."