That Useless App

Warning: That Useless App is a useless app. You might win a few trophies, but that won't redeem how useless this app is.

That Useless App is most suited for:

The downloader who has everything
The kid at home with too much free time
The politician with nothing better to do
The man who needs to waste 5 minutes while his wife does her hair
The woman who needs to waste 5 minutes while her husband poops
The teacher who confiscates a student's smartphone and wants to play with it
The guy on the corner waiting for the world to end
The sentient cat who is biding his time to take over our planet
The aliens who are researching intelligence in our galaxy