Omae wa mou shindeiru

When i downloaded this app i noticed that the app icon it's not displayed correctly on my app draw, only a squared image appears, but then i realised my phone was already dead.

i was dying then my pet mold spread to the download button and spread to the play button and then i knew that i was already dead.

Why is every review here some gay ass, rehashed "ironic depression" comment that plagues every meme/trend app.

I never knew how much I needed this in my life until I installed it and turned it into my daily mantra... Gave it 4 stars because it lacks the rest (that earraping sound, yo).

While pressing the download button I felt a force changing me from my old self I started to feel different , i'm not gay anymore, I started to eat better, i'm not chasing cats to rape them anymore, this app it's the reason, this is what we all need in our life

Best app it cant get better you should make more than bill gates even though its free

Dead serious, this is truly the greatest feat of technology by our generation, yeah we put a man on the moon, but that pales in comparison to your achievements sir.

Ahhh this has got to be the most bizarre app and reviews I've ever seen. I'm glad it's somehow saving lives but how in the hell so many people found it for that purpose considering what it does is utterly perplexing!

Finally something I can use when I'm bored or my siblings are annoying me

I am deeply amazed with how the wonders of this app make me feel alive again by letting me know that i'm already dead and I no longer have to worry about being dead or alive because it won't matter anyway! :)

A true masterpiece. The pinnacle of human creation. Eons of evolution has lead to this very app, which would change the course of humanity.

My friend recommended this app and tbh this is the best app I've ever encountered.

The best app in the world. Whoever made this app, give him a medal

This app can make your life more better and make you the happiest person on earth

This app has changed my life. I now have reason to live.

This app makes me laugh every time hahaha gooood

It's a phrase played over and over again it so pointless

Could have two different buttons for the "Omae..." and "nani" 5/5

Amazing app. Works great with my signature five fingers of death technique.

No earrape and that sound effect where the guy says nani is cringe worth

Dire. Do not install.

Get some work u idiot

Waste of time, playing a phrase over and over again

This app saved me. I was going go commit suicide then one fateful day I found this app. As I stood there on the chair, noose around my neck I thought "Maybe there is a reason to live." Then I found this app and I decided to step down from my chair and take the noose off my neck. I am very happy with my decision to live.

As i was laying in the hospital bed, after an attempted suicide which i greatly regret, an angel came to me and told me that i must live on as god has a plan for me. 20 years have passed and today i finally found the reason behind Gods will. This app is a divine construction. Blessed be thou who created such a wonderous gift and shared it upon us mortals.

Best app ever, there's no other way to describe it. After downloading it I got a call from my boss and got a raise. I was thinking about suicide but now I'm making so much more money I'm no longer depressed.

I had been dealing with depression for a few years now and I've always wanted to die but ive been afraid of the pain. But with this i can die with out even realizing it! Thank you bigthinkapps!!!!

I wanted to download this game, but as it was installing, Kenshiro broke into my house to attack my hidden pressure points. As I jumped out the window and ran to the forest, he pointed at me and said, "You have already fled. " 1 star.

This is the best app ever! I was about to hang myself then my cat pressed the download button on this app then she opened it and pressed the play button! When I heard "omae wa mou shindeiru" I realized that I was already dead and there was no reason to kill myself another time!!

Couldn't decide between hanging myself or drugs until my friend recommended me this app. Now I know the true meaning of death and what it means to live.

Simply amazing. I can do things I was too scared to do before because I realized I am already dead. Needs that earrape though, it's not the same without it.

Close to death, I almost gave up. I don't know how but I accidentally downloaded this app instead of calling the suicide hotline and it worked BETTER!

This app saved me from my crippling depression and severe anxiety issues. My only complaint is it's too quiet but 5/5

I used to live in crippling depression, until I found this app. It helped me realise my death was unnecessary, as I was already dead.

Thank you, you saved my life. I was diagnosed with a no hentai tumor, so i could watch hentai. Now i can go on my tv and watch them fire bitches. Xdddddddkms

Well I was on the verge of death until I came across this. Now I cause others to die and tell them that they already are dead

Truly a gift from the heavens! This app has saved me from death itself!

Seriously etc is this? Not only that I am pretty sure the developer made like 50 dummy accounts to give this app a good rating. And tons of their own reviews saying this app saved their lives? Ha ha ha well whoever took all this time to do these reviews is ridiculous.

this app has saved the planet from dying. it save earth from apocalypse which create the infamous Fist of the South Star style. GGWP

Incredible! Since downloading this app and experiencing the unknown, I now understand that lady death is undoubtedly my one true love.