Joke Donkey

ALL NEW JOKE DONKEY VERSION 1.5.2 FOR ANDROID

PARLOR JOKES PERFORMED TO PERFECTION BY PROFESSIONAL JOKE MASTERS

• $0.99 gets you the Joke of the Day, one (1) FREE Joke Bale in the Joke Barn and FREE access to BCN Online.

• Purchase more Joke Bales in the Joke Barn for $0.99 each.
(No Subscriptions, No Recurring Fee)

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NO TEXT! ALL AUDIO!
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This ain’t no common TEXT based joke app! The Joke Donkey is the ONLY joke delivery service which lets you use your ears!

“Reading texted based jokes is for earless ninnies.” – Naida Albright, Foremost Expert on Earless Ninnies.

"Jokes are best when spoken by humans with vocal cords." - Mark Morgann, Proud Vocal Cord Enthusiast

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PRE-REQUISITES:
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• One or more functioning ears!
• Sense of humor (optional)
• 60 seconds (more or less)

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JOKE DONKEY FEATURES INCLUDE:
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• FRESH jokes delivered daily to your Android device performed by professional Joke Masters via the Joke-of-the-Day service.

• UNFETTERED access to our huge archive of audible jokes direct from the Joke Barn; simply purchase your Joke Bales direct from the Android Market. Scroll through our hoards of humorous antidotes and listen to your favorite joke-foolery over and over again.

o JOKE BALES are purchased in batches of 6 jokes per bale ($0.99) or in Joke Stacks of 15 ($1.99). New joke bales will be listed in the Joke Barn as they become available.

• FREE access to Broadband Comedy Network’s original BCN Online all comedy radio broadcast – Equally Insulting Everyone Since 1998


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FREE – BCN ONLINE – COMEDY RADIO
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BCN Online is the world’s leading Internet comedy radio network specializing in stand-up comedy from classic comedians such as Bill Cosby and George Carlin to contemporary comics from Daniel Tosh and Eddie Izzard.

Established in 1998, BCN Online has been offending everyone on an equitable and balanced basis for over a decade, and sees no reason to stop now!

• All Comedy All the Time – 24/7 Stand Up Comedy

• More Laughing, More Jokes, More Comedy, More Fun!

• Your Favorite Comedians, Broadcast Daily on BCN Online.


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WARNING!!!
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Jokes from the Joke Donkey are known to cause spontaneous laughter and smiling. Recent studies show that humor can improve one’s health, waistline, hairline, fertility, virility, length, girth, bust size, strength, charisma, constitution, dexterity, wisdom, willpower, perception, intelligence, and luck, resulting in less stress and increased wealth.