Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock
$1.99About Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock
NOW HEAR THIS!
Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue to sound until you Dismiss it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it, TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to see you use it or I will have you doing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk!
Version 2 Features:
* Set Unlimited Number of Alarms
* New Alarms including: Reveille, Klaxon, Standard Alarm Buzzer, Double Bell Alarm, and Rooster Crow.
* Display Clock and Alarms in Military or Standard Time
* Completely Redesigned and Easy to Use Interface
* Choose From Over a DOZEN Fonts for Your Time Display
* Color Customization on Clock Display Screen
The Gunny's Alarm Clock has a nice display that shows the time in either plain civilian time or good ol' military time. Either way, the Gunny will surely get you up and have you fully MOTIVATED to start your day off. You can square away those who are less MOTIVATED than you are, too. Simply show them the Gunny's Reveille App and tell them they are a PANTYWAIST if they don't install it and use it every day for the rest of their life! And if they don't, you simply set your phone near them with the alarm set to go off every hour until they go get the app too!
The former Marines we have asked to preview this app say it makes them feel like they are back in boot camp when they got their morning wake up from their FAVORITE Drill Instructor. The other military people we asked to preview it said it made them wish they had the Gunny to wake them when they were in boot camp. Now is your chance to have him wake YOU up each morning.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!!
May be too much for sensitive ears.
SEMPER FI!
Gunny Ermey
www.rleeermey.com
NOTE: Volume is limited to the device's capability. Make sure your volume is set to its highest setting for best performance. The app is designed to be a "night alarm clock" that can sit by your bed with the clock showing and the device plugged in to preserve battery power.
* Please report all errors and crashes before leaving negative feedback. The Gunny doesn't like cry babies that can't take the time to report problems first. Don't be a cry baby or the Gunny may show up at your door and choke you until your eyes pop out!
Don't you wish you could have Gunny Ermey wake you up each day? When Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey's Alarm Clock goes off, the Gunny will scream at you to "GET OUT OF THE RACK!!!" complete with the Reveille bugle call, the Gunny's faithful trash can and nightstick, and 15+ Gunnyisms. The Gunny heard some of you lazy retirees and civilians are a little bit slow in getting up in the morning. Well no more! Now you can have the Gunny wake you every morning to GET YOUR REAR IN GEAR! The alarm will continue to sound until you Dismiss it. Of course it has a Snooze button on it, TWINKLETOES, but I don't want to see you use it or I will have you doing PUSH-UPS until you puke buttermilk!
Version 2 Features:
* Set Unlimited Number of Alarms
* New Alarms including: Reveille, Klaxon, Standard Alarm Buzzer, Double Bell Alarm, and Rooster Crow.
* Display Clock and Alarms in Military or Standard Time
* Completely Redesigned and Easy to Use Interface
* Choose From Over a DOZEN Fonts for Your Time Display
* Color Customization on Clock Display Screen
The Gunny's Alarm Clock has a nice display that shows the time in either plain civilian time or good ol' military time. Either way, the Gunny will surely get you up and have you fully MOTIVATED to start your day off. You can square away those who are less MOTIVATED than you are, too. Simply show them the Gunny's Reveille App and tell them they are a PANTYWAIST if they don't install it and use it every day for the rest of their life! And if they don't, you simply set your phone near them with the alarm set to go off every hour until they go get the app too!
The former Marines we have asked to preview this app say it makes them feel like they are back in boot camp when they got their morning wake up from their FAVORITE Drill Instructor. The other military people we asked to preview it said it made them wish they had the Gunny to wake them when they were in boot camp. Now is your chance to have him wake YOU up each morning.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, SWEETHEART? GET THIS APP TODAY!!!
May be too much for sensitive ears.
SEMPER FI!
Gunny Ermey
www.rleeermey.com
NOTE: Volume is limited to the device's capability. Make sure your volume is set to its highest setting for best performance. The app is designed to be a "night alarm clock" that can sit by your bed with the clock showing and the device plugged in to preserve battery power.
* Please report all errors and crashes before leaving negative feedback. The Gunny doesn't like cry babies that can't take the time to report problems first. Don't be a cry baby or the Gunny may show up at your door and choke you until your eyes pop out!
All Application Badges
Paid
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Android
2.2+
2.2+
Bug
buster
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Android app
App History & Updates
What's Changed
* Added an onscreen button to open up the menu (for accessing settings and editing alarms)
* Made the next-alarm display go to the Alarm Scheduler screen when pressed
* Fixed a few bugs with alarm storage
* Added an onscreen button to open up the menu (for accessing settings and editing alarms)
* Made the next-alarm display go to the Alarm Scheduler screen when pressed
* Fixed a few bugs with alarm storage
More downloads Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
More downloads Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock reached 1 000 - 5 000 downloads
More downloads Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock reached 500 - 1 000 downloads
Version update Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock was updated to version 2.1
What are users saying about Gunny Ermey's Alarm Clock
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Alarm stopped making sound on the last update for my Samsung Edge 7. Vibrate works, just no sound and that's enough to wake me up Nancy. Fix it you maggot!
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On the site it said it works on iphone... It does NOT
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Can I get a refund
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Love the alarm but there is more options on the free ringtones app then the paid alarm app but still good even with limited options
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Works half the time. I Won't trust it to wake me up anymore.
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I was a huge fan of FMJ and i would sleep through my old alarm. This gets me up!
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I paid for something that played twice then it stopped. .. Please fix this.. it won't alarm, or refund my money. I would've rated higher but it doesn't work for me.
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Love the Gunny, but the app needs help. Doesnt save set time & settings, unreliable
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On the site it said it works on iphone... It does NOT
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Great military app
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Unable to set minutes by typing them in. Sound is way to quiet needs to be adjustable.
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Voice too quiet
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Every time I open the app it crashes then I have to open again. The voice levels are low even at max volume.
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Could be louder
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Now I can let the family have some quality wake up calls
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No Gunny voice. Alarms didn't change to what I set them to. Seemed like the alarms set themselves to the audio they wanted.
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I am unable to switch alarms. Once I chose Reveille it got stuck in a loop. Even after uninstalling and reinstalling no matter which alarm I chose it would play Reveille.
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Attention on deck! Marines make do with what's on hand so shut your pie hole if it's not "perfect". You will snap to attention upon hearing the Gunny, no matter how soundly you're sleeping. Now take charge and carry out the plan of the day! P.S. Mooney's the man!
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Great!!!
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The funny rocks he's a Marine. Oh-Rah
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A fun way to wake up
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Works great. I use blue tooth speakers at high volume and it will wake the dead. Great job gunny!
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Thanks Gunny! This app has guts, and that's enough! All the bad reviews... Unless fragmentation has been an issue, its great here, and Gunny is owed one jelly donut. Seriously, it works great. Especially for $1.99!
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Great, user-friendly layout, but I expected more options. Bugle is realistic, but voice recordings are extremely poor quality. For a purchased app, they should be realistic, closer to studio - or at least cell phone - quality. Doesn't convey that authoritative voice!
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Alarm volume is all the way up and if it's not up to your ear you can't hear it. Nooo thanks. I'll take a refund. Sorry Gunny better luck next time.
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Galaxy note II loud and clear sweetheart. Stop lollygagging around and grab this glorious piece of Marine Corps greatness. I love it thanks.
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Why not just make the sound available for the stock alarm. Voice activated alarms not available with this. Bummer.
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Is a unique alarm that's for sure. Gets the job done
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If you like the gunney, you will love the app.
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Unable to set minutes by typing them in. Sound is way to quiet needs to be adjustable.
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Worst.
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The sound is very low, and you can't even preview the alarm. You have to wait until the alarm goes off before you know what it sounds like.
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I can almost hear the sh*%can crashing down the length of the squadbay....was waiting to here the "sweeper's litany" This will work!
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Now I can let the family have some quality wake up calls
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Regardless how many time i change the sounds for the alarm it is stuck on the alarm clock. Very disappointed.
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Nothing like your worst nightmare to wake you up!
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The funny rocks he's a Marine. Oh-Rah
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Expected more options Great, user-friendly layout, but I expected more options. Bugle is realistic, but voice recordings are extremely poor quality. For a purchased app, they should be realistic, closer to studio - or at least cell phone - quality. Doesn't convey that authoritative voice!
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THIS ALARM APP HAS A WAR FACE!!! Thanks Gunny! This app has guts, and that's enough! All the bad reviews... Unless fragmentation has been an issue, its great here, and Gunny is owed one jelly donut. Seriously, it works great. Especially for $1.99!
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So 3 times this alarm clock has failed to go off i wake up 30 mins late and pick up my phone and then it goes off don't waste your money