Authentic Weather

THE WIDGET IS F'IN SMALL, DUDE. A 2x2 WOULD BE GREAT. I'm not a developer, but I gave you $0.99 which is like, an extra condiment on your sandwich so that's worth something right? I think 2x2 is doable. Heck, *sizeable* even!

I like having the desktop widget available in premium, but after a while the canned texts started getting old, not many new ones in premium. Don't feel like being told to "stay inside and masturbate" as often as I am, really. More content would be appreciated.

It is a funny app but not really accurate. Says 0% chance of rain while it is currently raining. Actually ever since I installed the app it's been saying there is no chance of rain. I live in UK so that just seems highly unlikely. Good for a joke but would pack an umbrella just in case

Killed my entire battery in 5 hours without me using it or my phone - does this often only way to stop it is to force quit the app, not great because randomly I'll have no charge I'll go and see what caused the huge discharge and it says 90% drain caused by this app :/ don't want to but may have to get rid of it.

As a Canadian when I hear someone say it's frigid out I expect nothing less exciting than -20 with serious wind, and when I step outside to find a bright sunny day that calls for maybe a light sweater over a t-shirt because it's -2 I'm a bit put off, but other than that is really good! Maybe letting users play with threshold sliders for temperature based reports would help?

Needs an option to set how often it refreshes. Drains 35% of my battery in six hours, trying to poll data from the server, and most of the time the widget just says "Something went wrong :(". Seriously annoying. Also, text on widget needs outlines or shadows to improve readability. When it's 100% transparent, it's sometimes hard to read on some of the 900+ wallpapers I have rotating. And for those complaining about the widget size, most custom launchers allow you to resize widgets. Just long-tap on the widget and adjust accordingly. I think even the Google Now Launcher has this feature.

Looks nice, was funny the first 3 months... now its just repetetive. The lines arent as funny and feel like they are rushed. Any chance we can see new insults or fresh weather descriptions? Feels like there is about 5 different messages and thats it. :(

I really like this app... It's funny... but sometimes it is terribly inaccurate. For example, today it says the weather will be a jerk. It's 78 & sunny. Also, now that I've had it a few months the sayings are a little repetitive, and I did pay for the upgrade.

When I remember to check this app it's always a lot of fun. It's not super accurate and it's never the first one you check, but you'll check it and feel good for a minute. And honestly, what else are these for? Great job you guys. Also: love the new colors.

This app would easily be five stars if I could customize the background color of the text page. Half the time it's ugly beige. Even limited black white grey beige selection would be good.

Unusable, kept wanting me to go pro. Not going to pay when I can't even configure the widget without being bombarded with ads.

Bought the app, and when I changed to another phone I had to buy it again to use the premium features. Give me my money bacj

I would have given this app 5 stars. It is perfectly in line with my sense of humor. However, the reason I gave it 3 stars is because it needs new content. I keep seeing the same 6 things...

Fun at first. I paid for this app and its crap. Always gets "Something went wrong." on the widget right after losing internet connection. No "contact us" or feedback button on app itself. Incredibly inaccurate as well.

My only concern is when it's -3 or -4 c it's calling it the north pole. What will it say when it actually becomes cold in winter eg -35 to -40?

To developers: An option to not show the weather icons would be really nice. Otherwise, its pretty funny to read.

I paid for premium because I thought it was silly. But it drains my battery like crazy. Would like a refund

Really great app, weather messages are suitably novel, but can we *please* have a version without the camera functionality? Because the app will destroy your batter life if you're not careful and, much like Snapchat I'm fairly positive the culprit is the camera pane/functionality it uses.

Actually really cool but there is one deal breaker: how the hell do I delete the locations I previously checked ? I ended up with a huge list of locations and can't delete them. Will give the 5 stars once the issue is solved

Tree app is great,buy it would be nice if they used a larger set of snarky comments about the weather. It's pretty repetitive after a few days.

I like the humor except when it gets unfunny - like telling me to shave my armpits. I wish it could just be funny & not mean spirited.

I swear if I see one more pop up to upgrade to pro I will throw my effing phone. Didn't see if the app even worked, because every button I hit made a pop up come up to upgrade for only 99 cents. Just stupid.

Please Please PLEASE!!!! Make the widget stay aligned to he side of the widget. I like having this on my home screen for something fresh and humorous every day BUT the fact that it isn't always in line with eveything drives me nuts. (I know it shouldn't bug me as much it does but it should be a simple fix) It would also be nice to choose which side it aligns to as well. I'll be more than happy to give it 5 stars once that's updated.

Paid for it because I had heard good things. I don't know how to contact the app developer...but its stuck on loading screen and its not the fault of my internet...can't use it because I can't even see it...help!

If I hold down on it so it shows the weather then slide right a little bit and release it, it stays on the weather instead of switching back to the regular view. Tapping on it fixes it, but it's impossible to use because of this minor bug. 10/10, would weather again.

Loved the free version, hey I'll upgrade to Pro! Now it won't load at all. Deleted app and trying to reinstall, here's hoping it works.

Congrats for the damn copy and everything :) as a recommendation: it would be awesome to have a bit of a diversity there when it comes to those messages. Also for premium users a nice feature would be to add own text. Or send you proposals for new ones :)

HUGE BATTERY DRAIN I really don't know what is happening, but this app costumes more battery than Facebook, single widget on screen and its capable of eating 50% overnight (I checked battery manager, I was REALLY only this app)

thank you very much for the fix! now it's great again

I rate it 4 out of 5 only because the widget is so small. If the devs create a larger widget I will gladly change to 5 stars

Has all the weather basics. One drawback is that there's no distinction between the various levels of cold. Once it hits 0°C and below, it's all essentially the same message on the screen. Unfortunately, where I live, it goes down to -30°C, and the app doesn't show the distinction.

BEST. APP. Out there. Seriously, go and buy it. It's one goddamn dollar or whatever.

Really wish the temperature and weather was included in the pictures. Without the rainy cloud or sun icon, it's just a nonsensical phrase covering up a picture of the outdoors.

Fun app but on ios it's so much better. It's far more obscene and to be honest that's why I got it in the first place . Now it's to chilled. Unfortunately

It's funny the 1st few times. It'll get you to buy it because it's cheap but really if you want weather just use the Google search. The quirky sayings this app gives us rarely relavent.

Funny but inaccurate. I don't know where the app pulls the temperatures but it's way way off. Currently having -10°C outside and the app tells me it's 0°C.

Uh, I'm from Belize, and we use fahrenheit too, and your way of asking fahrenheit or celsius really offends me so 1 star

No settings to tinker with. Widget sucks. App layout is weird. Why would I want to take a picture? Destroys battery. Such a shame

will not let me past the screen suggesting I buy premium...yet it indicates that there is a free version to try...

Bug needs to be fixed, it says 0% chance of rain but it's raining right now