Ways to annoy your roommate

Ever wanted to really annoy your roommate? Well this is the app for you with over 500 interesting and funny ideas to use.

Examples include:

"Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your pancake farm isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.",
"While you are ironing, pretend to burn yourself. Start a garbage can fire in the middle of the room. Toss the iron inside. If your roommate objects, explain that you are just trying to get even.",
"Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.",
Please be advised the developers are not responsible for any harm caused by applying the ideas in real life.

The sources for most of the ideas are:
http://www.illuminated.co.uk/humour/roommate.html
http://humorarchive.efinke.com/recfeat/roommate.php