Best Funny Status Updates for Android
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Post to Facebook
*Copy to Clipboard(via menu button).
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Other layout changes
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside
"Randomly remembering gud times and smiling like an idiot"
"Your hair is a mess" " So is your face."
"I like Turtles"
"I swear to make no promises I cannot keep."
"Sluts are like summer... no class!"
"Lighters that work in the wind"
"I hate my little brother!!"
"Weekend forecast..........mostly drunk with a chance of horny"
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
Crap
Its been 2 days and ads still showing up
Its been 2 days and ads still showing up
Its been 2 days and ads still showing up
this are good x x
hilarious
sucks
Really funny
Fantastic
I like it...just wat too many "UNNECESSARY" permissions...!!!
I use sum of thm fr fb.
I recommend and enjoy this app. ;-)
Luv it
These ain't funny they are stupid and lame
Good af app lmao
F@$& this is funny great job guys
More like 20..
BestApp ever
So far so good ツ
Theres alot of repeats n stupid ones
Absolutely fantastic !! Very funny , only problem is it keeps repeating itself nd lots of ads but uther dan dat relly guuuuud :)
nice and funny
This is just Amazing.!!
Not good..;(
does not work if you have no data connection..
Nice.. app.. Def wt u likn fo
Very good
Funny
Force closes before it even opens. Haven't even viewed the app yet because of it. I would give no stars if possible. This app is a joke.
Developer's not knowing the difference between you're/your is really a distraction. Should check before posting.jokes.
Abhi tak to apps intl bhi nahi kiya he...
Love but some things on there is like fish just random stuff like that
Its been 2 days and ads still showing up
Good app but its got some issues posting to facebook and you can't favorite things without buying from the shop
8 million adverts zero decent content and all their joke apps the same. Uninstalled.
It is awesome
Nice
A gud naughty thing................................
Sweet app i love it
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Its been 2 days and ads still showing up