Funny Sayings
Free AppAbout Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings: Over 1150 funny twists on common sayings.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”
“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”
“Oh yes, I've tried my hand at sex.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
“Had sex with a transvestite the other day. She took it like a man.”
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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App History & Updates
What's Changed
3.3.4 New Sayings Added
3.3.3 New Sayings Added
3.3.2 New Sayings Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.10 New Jokes Added
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 New Jokes Added
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
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3.3.4 New Sayings Added
3.3.3 New Sayings Added
3.3.2 New Sayings Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.10 New Jokes Added
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 New Jokes Added
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
3.2.3 Loads up faster, improved layout for larger screens, other small updates.
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More downloads Funny Sayings reached 100 000 - 500 000 downloads
More downloads Funny Sayings reached 50 000 - 100 000 downloads
Version update Funny Sayings was updated to version 3.3.4
Version update Funny Sayings was updated to version 3.3.3
What are users saying about Funny Sayings
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Great laughs..great sayings..I really like how you can change the colors,size of text,font & background. I want to upgrade but when I push on the Smiley nothing happens.
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It is very hard to understand some words. Sometimes you should simplify, make it easier to understand even to a year English learner
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They were funny and made mi m8s laugh lol
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Boring one ..
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Funny, some of these had me in tears
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Going on in the backround makrs it difficult to read. Not really worth the effort
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Difficult to read the text due to the annoying background.
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Sucks giant monkeyballs
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This app sucks! Closes all the time.
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Backgrounds and colors are lame. Jokes are funny though
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Silly sayings. Seldom are little bit funny if any , uninstalled
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I love this app its great and it matches me
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Awful.
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Was surprised at the quality of gags. Only a few lame ones. Guaranteed to make you smile
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Thinking about using this topic for our engagment survey at work! :)
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Wish to post to Facebook
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Funny, great app! Just needs more sayings (yes i sat in my room all day and read those, lol) update soon please!
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Too many offensive words :( dont like it!
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The biggest joke is that they try to make you install it that what made me laugh lol rotffl
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Foul says it. I was looking for family friendly
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Super like
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Good,
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The picture in the jokes below has a refrence from Doctor Who.its about the doctor and daleks.Awesome!!
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Too much dirty language
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This is so AWESOME LIKE I LOVE THE SAYINGS
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Can't download the jokes
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Idk y
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Try 2 make it age adjustable sm 4 kids as well not all with bad language
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Absolutely hilarious. I love the "honesty is the best policy, but..." jokes XD
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It was horoble doesnt even let u upload the sayings on to the internet .
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Funny
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Flat out -___-"
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Great
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Good app with some good sayings and jokes, and the dev is helpful too.
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Stupid
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This app is terrible! Its degrading to women, and uses entirely too much foul language! Do not download!
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Froze as soon as I opened..
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How do you access the clip board?
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This is awesome.
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crap