Word Play Jokes for Android
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Add your own stories
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"I run a Weight Watchers class for w****s and thieves.
It's all about weighing up the pros and cons."
"I was waiting in line for a club last night and the guy at the door was checking IDs.
He was taking ages."
"I was coming home from work today and I saw a Nun riding on a Clowns back.
Now that's just virgin' on the ridiculous."
"The missus just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline.
She hit the roof."
"Major car collision on Spaghetti Junction: 12 injured, 4 pasta way."
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
Are these even joke ?! :O o.O O.o
boring jokes not funny at all like a plane crash
Not funny. In UK slang.
Loved it
these are the type of jokes that make me laugh much more than the common stupid ones. They are witty and fun to think about, and their play on things that can become misunderstandings makes for fun times. I would have given this app 5 stars had it not been for the ads being too close to the tiny 'next' arrow, making it very difficult not to accidentally press them and be brought to ad.
These jokes are really not funny, and there too many adverts on this game for my liking. This App is terrible.
Totally love it! The best app for Uk jokes. The play on words is very smart and witty.
Not funny. In UK slang.
good app with some good jokes on it.
... Kinda busy with ads tho, (x- Motorola RAZr★maxxHD)
Have read almost all of them
Uninstalled, intrusive ads and nag screens following upgrade
Best ones are the images
Fake application
Sgs
Some of the jokes are lame.
Not funny at all
rape jokes are not funny. Neither are donestic violence jokes.
Pretty good and quite funny
Option to leave one color as background or change the horrible and unreadable ones, then 5*
immediately a screen about having my data turned off and that need it on to see that adds, when there's clearly an ad at the top of the screen , don't waste your time
Are these even joke ?! :O o.O O.o
Holy AD city Batman, wanna talk about bad jokes this is perfect for your next performance at your local cemetery
Good app works good jokes arnt that great
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Just the way, I love'm "very dry humor "