One Line Jokes
Free AppAbout One Line Jokes
A huge collection of over 2100 short jokes and observations on life. New jokes are added weekly to this colorful little app. The user interface is simple and easy to navigate. Please fee free to email me your comments or suggestions.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Facebook - Never letting you forget any of the s***s you've s*****d."
"I just p****d so hard a little bit of laugh came out."
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'"
"Broken arms: Painful, but humerus "
"3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population."
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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App History & Updates
What's Changed
3.3.6 New Jokes Added
3.3.5 New Jokes Added
3.3.4 Small Bug Fix
3.3.3 Small Bug Fix
3.3.2 New Jokes Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
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3.3.6 New Jokes Added
3.3.5 New Jokes Added
3.3.4 Small Bug Fix
3.3.3 Small Bug Fix
3.3.2 New Jokes Added
3.3.1 Menu updated, info button changed to menu.
3.3.0 New jokes added, menu graphics added, report jokes for offensive content, bad spelling or because its a repeat.
3.2.9 New Jokes Added
3.2.8 New Jokes Added
3.2.7 Save favorites bug fixed.
3.2.6 New Jokes Added
3.2.5 Small bug fix
3.2.4 New Jokes Added
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More downloads One Line Jokes reached 50 000 - 100 000 downloads
Version update One Line Jokes was updated to version 3.3.6
Version update One Line Jokes was updated to version 3.3.5
Version update One Line Jokes was updated to version 3.3.4
What are users saying about One Line Jokes
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uninstalled !
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The jokes are all repeats. If you have a joke app already, don't bother.
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Would not open.droidx2
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Simply not funny at all...
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Random facts r great, some r cheesy some r funny
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Love it....
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Forces close every time! Jokes are ok...droid X
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Just horrible, one funny one out of 100? Srsly
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Crappy jokes.
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few jokes might make you move your lips ..but interface and irritating offers to enable some silly functions will make you cry. Uninstalled after 6 jokes
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The jokes were not that funny.
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The ads are extremely annoying
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But needs updating
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Annoying pop ups!
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More groans than jokes
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Good app. Got some good things about it. But It wont accept any of my payment methods to get rid of the ads :(
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worst app...think twice b4 installing
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Fantastic
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it is a faltu joke application ,waste of time and MB
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Needs to know the phone number this phone is connected to?
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Only a couple were funny. Not what i expected really.
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Poor program
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Will run out soon but they r cute
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Like i
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Need updated quotes.... Stocks are finishing.
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Hate it
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Very poor
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Quality stuff!
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There are racist 'jokes' on this app. Disgraceful
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Would have been great back in grade school when i first heard all these jokes.... Also check spelling...
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Was fun while it lasted.
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Has made me laugh a few times but lots of them are repeats
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Where is the clipboard?.can't save or set as favorites
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Excellent collection....laughing like mad
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Some very nice one-liners
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This app is great. It doesnt need wifi to load the jokes. But i have one problem though coz i cant locate the clipboard galaxy spica here
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Because I read them all in one day. Not bad Think some are pretty GOOD!
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it is a faltu joke application ,waste of time and MB
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Needs to know the phone number this phone is connected to?
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very funny jokes