One Line Jokes for Android
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app
Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
"Facebook - Never letting you forget any of the s***s you've s*****d."
"I just p****d so hard a little bit of laugh came out."
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'"
"Broken arms: Painful, but humerus "
"3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population."
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
uninstalled !
The jokes are all repeats. If you have a joke app already, don't bother.
Would not open.droidx2
Simply not funny at all...
Random facts r great, some r cheesy some r funny
Love it....
Forces close every time! Jokes are ok...droid X
Just horrible, one funny one out of 100? Srsly
Crappy jokes.
few jokes might make you move your lips ..but interface and irritating offers to enable some silly functions will make you cry. Uninstalled after 6 jokes
The jokes were not that funny.
The ads are extremely annoying
But needs updating
Annoying pop ups!
More groans than jokes
Good app. Got some good things about it. But It wont accept any of my payment methods to get rid of the ads :(
worst app...think twice b4 installing
Fantastic
it is a faltu joke application ,waste of time and MB
Needs to know the phone number this phone is connected to?
Only a couple were funny. Not what i expected really.
Poor program
Will run out soon but they r cute
Like i
Need updated quotes.... Stocks are finishing.
Hate it
Very poor
Quality stuff!
There are racist 'jokes' on this app. Disgraceful
Would have been great back in grade school when i first heard all these jokes.... Also check spelling...
Was fun while it lasted.
Has made me laugh a few times but lots of them are repeats
Where is the clipboard?.can't save or set as favorites
Excellent collection....laughing like mad
Some very nice one-liners
This app is great. It doesnt need wifi to load the jokes. But i have one problem though coz i cant locate the clipboard galaxy spica here
Because I read them all in one day. Not bad Think some are pretty GOOD!
it is a faltu joke application ,waste of time and MB
Needs to know the phone number this phone is connected to?
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very funny jokes