Adult Animal Jokes

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*

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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"Two goldfish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "How the fuck do you drive this?""

"My hamster died today... silly bastard fell asleep at the wheel!"

"Whats a shitzu?
A zoo with no animals."

"A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asked the assistant.
"No, it kills them," was the reply."

"Woman goes into a butcher's...
"I'd like an oxtail please".
"Certainly", replies the butcher, "Once there was an ox..."

*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.