Ghost-Monster-Nightmare Spray

The app that allows your kids to spray away their fears is finally ready! Bedtime just became easier...and a lot more fun! It's a modern day take on an old remedy employed by creative pediatricians and pharmacists. Our new Fear Spray App includes the following features:
GO-AWAY MONSTER SPRAY
GHOST-BE-GONE REPELLENT
NIGHTMARE-NO-MORE SPRAY
Just have your child "spray" as directed to chase away their fears. As a bonus, we've included the latest technological advances (not really) to enable your child to check the results of their efforts including:
ACME MONSTER DETECTOR- no monster will ever be detected
ACME GHOST SCANNER- no ghost will ever be detected
ACME DREAM FORECASTER- only sweet dreams are predicted

Studies show well-rested children are more efficient learners, have more efficient immune systems and are less irritable.

Plus, more sleep for your child = more sleep for you!

***PATENTED NO MESS FORMULAS!! OUR FEAR SPRAYS ARE INVISIBLE, ODORLESS AND WELL, TOTALLY NON-EXISTENT TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST. THERE IS NO ACTUAL SPRAYING OF ANY SUBSTANCES INVOLVED WITH THIS APP. IT WORKS VIA THE TRIED AND TRUE "PLACEBO EFFECT".