The Guy Code

This is a list of rules that every man should live by. The rules are to be followed at all times. They can only be changed by the creators and even that requires a majority vote. So read them, learn them, live them! With every set of laws, there are appropriate punishments. If any man shall happen to break any one of these codes, he will be found guilty, and will, for 24 hours from the time of the violation, be considered NOT A MAN. During this time he will not be referred to in any masculine way, and he shall bear the name Princess.