Things to Do When You are High for Android
Listen…..we’ve all been there. You are sitting on your couch playing Xbox for the umpteenth day in a
row and why? Well….because you are really high is probably the starting point. The second point would
be that you are so absorbed in your own little world that you aren’t exactly engaging your cognitive
functions. While you’d be open to doing pretty much anything cool – the ideas just aren’t there……..
So stop blaming yourself for your inactivity and download our free app! You’ll have loads of different
ideas spanning many different types of activities. Whether you are high with friends and looking for
some fun ideas, or you’re all alone questioning how high you are……whatever the case, we’ve got you
covered.
Sometimes, thinking of things to do when and while you’re high is tough. Why? Because… Well… You’re high.
Legendary stoner Max Spliffington has laid out hundreds of hours worth of ways to entertain yourself when you’re Ripped Van Winkled, neatly organized by category and rich with topical humor and weed related puns.
Never again will you be racking your brain on what to do while you’re high on weed no matter what the scenario.
Loner stoner? Social Butterhigh? Rob Ford?President Obama? It doesn’t matter! The spectrum is covered-dub-dub sack. Consider Max Spliffington a “Stoner Idea Donor.”
Included inside:
- Methods on being high inside, outside, and in public
- Getting ripped with friends in danker ways
- Secrets on fighting the paranoia
- Loner Stoner options
- Daily routines with stanky greens
- Marijuana’s little known simple pleasures
- Stoned Online: Tips and Tricks
- And much more!
This app will only be free for a limited time so get it now while it’s as hot as your cherry!
Disclaimer – this app is meant purely as a comedic read that gives some thought provoking ideas. That
is all. This is for fun. Please use this app as we envisioned – as a funny and stimulating way to generate
activities, laugh and start conversations. Do not attempt any activities listed in our app if you are too
high and might potentially hurt yourself. We will not be held liable for any personal injury sustained as a
result of any user doing something stupid. For example – if you should fall down a hill running fast while
high. That means you are dumb and it isn’t our fault. Further we are not advocating marijuana use but
rather suggesting funny activities if you have already made the choice to indulge yourself.
App doesn't work at my phone man. I want this app but it doesn't work. So i'll just uninstall it. Sorry for the 1 star tho
Won't work on galaxy s6 edge
This app is great! I especially like the fighting the fear category! Awesome job but the app does crash from time to time
I understand you must have been ripped when you made this, but c'mon man.
Doesn't work.
Didn't work
Stays on a black screen
Won't start up
I can't read. Needs some sort of built-in function for the sight-impaired, perhaps something like a translator in brail? Vote for Donald Trump too
Yeah man this would be a good app but it doesn't work.. Samsung Galaxy s6 edge user
Doesn't work
App/Games
Things to do when you're high
I really wanted this app,however it would not open after download. PLEASE,please fix it.
by D####:
I think this is great but it doesn't quite work, when I am on one of the things to do and it has a long description that goes down past my screen it will not let me scroll down so I cannot read the full description and it is annoying.