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Male criteria for life partner...
They expect their women to Look like "Miss Universe" and
Work like"Shanta Bai..."
Females' criteria for life partner.... They expect their man to earn like ...Ambani & behave like Manmohan Singh.

**GRANDFATHER TO GRANDSON:
Go hide! Your teacher is coming as you bunked school today!
GRANDSON: YOU go hide.. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY!!
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**Sister to brother: What r u going to gift grandma on her b'day?
Brother: A football
Sister: But grandma does not play!
Brother: On my b'day she gave me bhagvad gita. Uska kya?